Vern Gagne

It's Smigel's creation.

The girl didn't want to be looked at has a gold digger after she found out Adam was a millionaire. The show put her in a tough situation.

Any guarantee Colon will even pass his physical? Anyone who isn't an Expo fan. Should really keep quite about Loria. He's resigned Castillo, and Lowell. At least offered Pudge a decent deal, and may get involved in the Guerrero sweepstakes.

Absolutley no way with Molly.

Man. a couple viles of anthrax deadly enough to kill 50,000 could of easily been smuggled into Syria inside a jacket pocket. Given the time Hussein had to remove WMD's it shouldn't suprise anyone if he smuggled WMD's out of the country.

I wish we could, but no one has stood up to the plate...and hasn't stepped up to realistically challenge the nomination of a sitting pres since LBJ (who was so embarassed that he decided not to run). I'm stuck with praying for Clark, or just wearing a paper bag over my head when I go to vote between Dean & Bush II Wesley Clark? At least Howard Dean has a platform he actually believes in. How can anyone say President Bush doesn't compromise. The man has gone out of his way to work with the Democratic party. Look at the education bill, he more or less let Ted Kennedy call the shots. The recent medicare bill calls for large amounts of spending. The President is spending like the liberals would, the only reason their against it is they can't admit Bush did something right, and they aren't the ones iniating it. President Bush is doing what President Clinton did. Steal alot of the agenda of the opposing party on domestic issues.

Jim Gaffigan? That's it. One of the funniest comedians right know.

Look who made the post.

Nancy Reagan has said she believes her husband would be against putting his image on the dime.

Ditto. Conservatives were boo hooing after a month when inspectors didn't find anything, and now they want years. People in support of the War, wanted Hussein removed from power for numerous reasons. So of course we wanted the inspections to stop.

I agree with AS. Although more recently in baseball it seems like you're getting the team that happened to get hot at the right time. That hasn't been the best team on paper, or overall record.

That's a riot. Considering the Anti-War people demanded the UN inspectors get more time, because it might take up to 2 years to find WMD's.

Wait until when. The worthless UN does something. Hussein was in violation of numerous resolutions, and should of been removed from power even sooner than he was.

I believe 18 off the 30 teams last season finished with records above .500. That doesn't mean they stayed in contention, but it's still a fairly high % of teams.

Fuck Enos Slaughter. One of the most outspoken players against Jackie Robinson, threatened not to play against him, and once spiked Robinson sliding into 2nd base. Hasn't it been proven, that you can compete, and even win the World Series without one of the biggest payrolls?

Speaking of fat jokes. Micheal Moore ate his Oscar. Guess he thought it was made of chocolate.

If you'd ever listen to Rush's program, you'd know he's more than willing to criticize the President and Republicans on domestic issues. While over all he supports the President, he's a conservative before he's a Republican.

Hillary doesn't look like she's ran anywhere in years.

I'm a Conservative first, Republican second.

Laurel and Hardy rank up there. More so Laurel has he was the brains behind the team. Cary Grant was always excellent in any comedy he stars in. Same goes for Katherine Hepburne. Don Knotts is very funny. Help me on the name. The current comedian. First name Jim, thinning blonde hair, looks tall. Appears on Conan frequently. Triumph/Robert Smigel-The two kind of go hand in hand. Don Rickles-dude is f'ing funny still. Bob Newhart-master of the one way phone conversation, and he makes it work all the time.

It's tough making picks, has you don't know what teams will show up and which ones won't. One things for certain. It's Duck Season, in El Paso on December 31st.

What about the other 2 loss teams? Why don't they belong in the playoff over Michigan? This isn't intended to stir debate, just saying that realisticially 3 teams have a claim to play for the National championship, a playoff wouldn't solve the problem this year. As all the 2 loss teams would be gripping if they weren't the fourth team.

What's done is done. You've got what should be two outstanding games. Just enjoy the games, you can't do anything about what happens next. If we get a split national championship, than that's how it is. If this wasn't mentioned Florida St./ Miami play the first game of the next year. Wonder if that's ever happened before. End, and begin the next season with the same team.

Stewart resigning with the Twins could spark trade talks involving Jacque Jones to the Braves.

O'Reilly says he's a registered Independent.