Hank Kingsley

A penny means negative one.

Raynor, I demand an explanation for why Johnny's match beat mine

Match sent. Try to beat that, John.

You mean I actually have to write a match?

How is Method Man live in concert? I'm going to be picking up tickets today to see him on October 30th, and I'm psyched.

He finally mercy-killed "What Films Did You Watch Today," so he's fine in my book.

So, the new Electric Six CD, Switzerland, came out on Tuesday. First impressions: Not as totally balls-rockin' as Senor Smoke (which I liked, overall, better than their first album Fire), but still great and hilarious. Check out "Night Vision," "Pulling the Plug on the Party," "Germans in Mexico," and especially "Infected Girls" for a good time.

"Anyway, there's a new daddy in town." ...a new daddy in town "A discipline daddy." ...discipline daddy gonna spank, spank spank... "...oh, it's a parenting tape." "I'd love to have a jaw session with you!" "Let's just say...as long as that means a talk." So many great Tobias moments. At times it seemed like they were pushing too hard with the homosexual stuff, but it still produced some of the best dialogue on the show. "If I look like a man who had sex with his wife last night...it's because I almost did." (But Tobias had a low tolerance for alcohol) "You're very handsss..."

So, I read on another message board that in "Afternoon Delight" when they crane the Banana Stand out of the water, if you look close enough you can see spraypaint on the stand that says "I'll get you Bluth! --H*llo" or something to that effect. And of course, that coincides with Lucille sending Annyong to the Milford Academy to teach him a lesson.

Yeah, it was mentioned in passing in "Afternoon Delight" that Lucille sent him there to teach him a lesson.

Southern Sweet Tea is my lifeblood.

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I even loved the freakin' music they used on the show. Especially the jazzy one (for Lucille II, GVH Tobias, and the Banana Shack strippers) and the sad "Something Came Up" music from "The Cabin Show."

Wilco-wise (and a close second to The Bends) would be Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, actually. It's really grown on me since the start of the summer.

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there.

Remembering people's names might be a different story, but yeah, I haven't found it difficult at all to meet people in the 3 weeks I've been here. Clubs or teams can definitely do it. And parties.

"That cousin of yours is a great girl, it's too bad you can't date her." "No-what, you're saying you wouldn't have a problem with that?" *awkward pause* "NOTHING!"

What I love about this show is that even the episodes that aren't quite "up there" (For British Eyes Only, Prison Break-In) still have tons of hilarious moments. The elementary school reinactment of "New Warden" kicks all kinds of ass. "Nobody sells coke in this prison without daddy getting a taste!" "I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

*airhorn*

I've definitely taken advantage of every opportunity to do the "Beads." "BEES?" "BEADS." "BEADS?!" exchange with anyone who brings up the subject. And I've called people "Big Bear" all over the place.

Go streaking, it's a great way to meet people.

Jesus god, it's definitely in Charlottesville right now. Torrential rains since last night, but unlike Florida, it's actually cold too. Glorious.

I thought Tom Jane was a homeless guy once. He just wanted his kids back.