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Alright then. No Punk, but we had time for two Mike Knox matches and a useless Balls promo.

Uh, are we going to have time for a Punk match?

Al did the AKI wrestling game mannerism when a wrestler's spirit is in "Danger."

Best SOAP commercial ever.

Cute dog though.

Thanks, Abortion Hat.

I still don't understand why people are so high on Umaga. He's Vince's shitty, shitty answer to Samoa Joe with the worst finisher in the company.

On that album alone I'd say "ELT" and "Nothingsevergonnastandinmyway(again)" are catchier.

I seem to remember a scene where Ron runs into an open file cabinet.

Yeah. I find it fun in spurts, but I never understand how some people can get through years' worth of shows, especially with something like the WWF where you usually book 3 shows a week. At least with smaller feds it's one show a month until you get a TV deal.

The only part of RAW I liked was the backstage segment between Mick, Melina, and Nitro.

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Isn't the point of a big feud blowoff (hopefully) to stack the odds against the face?

Fun show. I love Eric Young. Anyway, haven't watched Impact in awhile. Has Monty Brown always tried to cut promos like The Rock? In that one promo I caught both "It doesn't matter...!" and his pushing JB away to take the mic for himself. "Hippophant" made me laugh even if weight is the only thing wrestlers can mock Joe on.

Why is Will Arnett's delivery so perfect. Just rewatch "S.O.B.'s" for his waiter routine. The way he says "As you please!" and "I'm sorry, we're all out of the halibut" kills me every time. Plus "If you didn't have adult-onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar."

Booker T and Goldust at the Movies One of my favorite RAW segments ever.

They should build up Justin Credible as "undefeated" through DQ wins until he challenges Big Show.

Back to a one-team tag division.

Triple Threat would be a good way to go, that way Booker can "steal" a pin on Kennedy and save Booker/Batista for Survivor Series. That way Booker holds onto the title for more than a month.

What do you do with Rey when he loses, though? I agree on not actually turning Chavo heel tomorrow, but at least plant the seeds. Have them team together for awhile, and milk it until No Mercy or something.

I see Chavo "accidentally" costing Rey the match somehow, hopefully slow-building a turn. If Khali is taken off, they can have Boogeyman make a cameo, perform some voodoo, and manifest Khali's soul in the Big Show so that The Undertaker can still get his revenge. And the ECW Champion stays strong because he wasn't in his right mind. Finlay/Regal and the tag title match will steal the show.