Hank Kingsley

In his own words: "Nice."

Too bad it's not the other Employee of the Month, with Jenna Fischer as a dirty-talking prostitute.

"Sara" almost makes up for "Joey" if you stick through the whole album.

Her people have this book called the Kama Sutra.

I'm glad Florida has taken such great strides to eliminate any trouble with voting and ballots. That being said, I never received the absentee ballot I ordered over a month ago.

I have two gif requests: 1) Edward R. Meow's reaction to Michael's dreams in Take Your Daughter to Work Day 2) Michael's sugar rush, when he walks around his office and up onto the chair in Initiation (although that probably won't be as funny without Rock-n-Roll Pt. 2 playing)

So who does AJ transition the title to? Austin Starr? Or does Sabin get the belt back right away, rendering the title change pointless?

Well, he already has. I meant further.

Ed Helms is going to sing his way into my heart this season, I just know it. I totally thought whatshername was going to take advantage of Jim and blame it on "being drunk." Racist humor is always fun, so this was a good episode. Really liked Ryan's interaction with Kelly's family.

Chrono order: My Best Friend's Mistake (1) My Old Lady (1) My Occurrence (1) My Philosophy (2) His Story (2) My Screw-Up (3) My Butterfly (3) My Life in Four Cameras (4) My Way Home (5) My Lunch (5)

...we're the same age.

The class and the probation program were only $75 each, so it's not a big deal. $116 in court costs for ten seconds was a little frustrating, though.

I'm just about done watching Season 4 and it's nowhere near as bad as I heard it was. JD is a supreme dumbass for turning down sex with Heather Graham for Kylie (and even more of a dumbass for blowing that like an hour later), but what else is new. There are definitely some high quality episodes this season, namely "My Best Moment" and "My Life in Four Cameras."

The likely final season of Scrubs is starting at the end of this month, and I'm psyched, especially with Braff trying so hard to get Tobias in a guest role. Plus, Season 4 just came out on DVD, which resparked my interest in the show. So, until the premiere, we can discuss the greatness of the past seasons, no matter how ridiculous JD's love for Turk became. I didn't think I would like Season 5 too much at the onset, especially once Elliot started dating Keith, who I still can't stand (especially since they seem really adament about pushing their relationship as a serious one). Still, they busted out one of their best episodes ever in "My Lunch" (probably my personal favorite), and stayed strong until the cliffhanger finale. TV.com has a list of the first few episode titles for season six, including "His Story IV," which I assume will be from Kelso's perspective. I've found the "Stories" to be hit or miss, with Cox's, The Janitor's, and Elliot's to be really good, while Turk's and Carla's were lacking. And there is no better recurring character than The Todd. I hope they go out with a bang.

Hey Edwin, Halloween on the Lawn was insane. I oscillated between Maupin and UDems' sponsored rooms and have never handed out so much candy in my life. Most of the fuckers didn't even have the courtesy to say thank you! Come on.

Fuck, man. Not at all like Dirk Diggler. But considering it was a third string backup after my first two choices were backordered, I did what I could. I originally wore a speedo underneath my pants with about 4 socks stuffed in there, but it was wayyy too uncomfortable for hardly a visible difference.

The thread in site feedback made me long for the days of Big Poppa Popick leading the way.

Hey Leena, with so many friends on myspace, do you just get a lot of borderline creepy comments from middle-aged dudes and, um, those? I would think that would turn you off the whole idea of amassing a barrel of friends.

Well, if you said "crabs" you were going to get laughs. Can't say no to the woman who gave it chlamydia.

Vivi is being really ferocious about this whole thing. Personally as long as she keeps the scat away I have no qualms.

Nothing exciting happened today, my legal advisor recommended I do a pre-conviction program, so he told the judge and my hearing was literally 10 seconds. I have to do 10 hours worth of some alcohol class and then once-a-month meetings with a probation officer for several months. Seems excessive, but at least it didn't come with a conviction.

Yeah we tease her a lot 'cause we got her on the spot, etc.

Usually coffee with half/half and two or three sugars, depending on the size of the cup. If flavored creamers are available though, I'm all up in that. I love me some cinnamon vanilla and hazelnut especially.

Eh, the only track I still listen to on a consistent basis from that album is the wonderful "Untitled."

Oh, and everyone (except Czech) was right about Return to Cookie Mountain. Jesus almighty. It grabbed ahold of me at "Hours" and did not let go until I listened to it thrice.