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I dunno but you know what they say about fat chicks...they just have more vaginas than the average woman They also say fat chicks are like mopeds... they may be fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one of them.

Name: Stanley Pritchett City: Philadelphia Job: Soldier mechanic who did repairs Death: Outhouse floor gave way and drowned in own shit. I think this is pretty damn appropriate given Smackdown this week...

At least it looks like Arnold WILL have a solid majority of the vote in this election, which will at least counter most of the arguments that someone could win the recall with a very small percentage of the vote. While I think that Cali is in serious trouble, it's not like Arnold could screw things up too much as long as he CUTS spending instead of reorganizing where the borrowed money is going.

That is one of the worst wrestling cards I have ever seen in my life. Steiners vs. Money Inc and Owen Hart vs. Terry Taylor wouldn't be bad, but the rest is pure 100% shite.

Note to self: Send e-mail to coach Nick Saban telling him to recruit this kid. LSU's placekickers fucking SUCK this year. -EDIT- Fuck UVA....

Combine that ugly win with Alabama sucking big floppy donkey dick as of late and Northern Illinois' win over them is looking a lot less impressive, thus negating any real shot they've got of finishing in the top 8 of the BCS.

Things appear to be getting interesting in the SEC. Bama doesn't appear to be the spoiler they appeared to be, as they got crushed by Georgia just a week after dropping a game to Arkansas in OT because they blew a big lead. Tennessee is in trouble at the moment, as huge underachiever Auburn is up at the half. Florida went down to Ole Miss, who's been underachieving this year despite all the hype for Eli Manning. Next week will certainly be interesting across the nation and in the SEC. Miami vs. Florida State will knock one team out of the ranks of the unbeaten. Oklahoma will face Texas, who's one loss away from being out of the National Championship picture. In the SEC, LSU will take on Florida at Death Valley (Upper South end zone baby!), Arkansas is taking on Auburn, and Georgia is taking on Tennessee for control of the SEC East.

Brock Lesnar: Supernaut remix by 1000 Homo DJs (Nine Inch Nails and Ministry), not the original Black Sabbath version Hurricane: The Hurricane by Bob Dylan or Parallel Universe by Red Hot Chili Peppers Raven: Head Like A Hole by Nine Inch Nails or Master Of Puppets by Metallica (old-school cult leader Raven) Kane: Symphony Of Destruction by Megadeth for the current version or Sanitarium by Metallica for his old "former mental patient" bit Jeff Hardy: Veterans Of The Psychic Wars by Blue Oyster Cult Vince McMahon: Disposable Heroes by Metallica (mainly because of the chorus "Back to the front.... You will do what I say when I say... back to the front!") or the Asshole song by Denis Leary Paul Heyman: Sympathy For The Devil by the Rolling Stones or Leaders And Followers by Bad Religion Stacy Kiebler: You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC John Cena: Keep Their Heads Ringin' by Dr. Dre Steve Austin: Paranoid by Black Sabbath Matt Hardy: Sleeping Awake by POD or Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster by Daft Punk (I'm tempted to add "I Should Be Allowed To Think" by They Might Be Giants as well) Triple H: Creep by Stone Temple Pilots Rob Van Dam: Machine Head by Bush Sting: Burn by The Cure (from the soundtrack to The Crow)

Had it when I was in Scotland. Tasted just like meatloaf, which makes me wonder if it was made tamer for the tourists where I got it or if this is how schools are making their Mystery Meat these days.

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Huey "Kingfish" Long was a major political force in Louisiana history, having been a Senator, Governor, and was contemplating a run for the presidency against FDR at the time of his death. http://louisianahistory.ourfamily.com/kingfish.html The hallway of the State Capitol where Long was shot has marble walls and there is at least one deep gouge about the size of a quarter around and an inch or two deep that is believed to have been left by a bullet from the assassination and retaliation by Long's bodyguards. (It's been forever since I've been on a tour there, so this may not be the most accurate info. I may work up the street from it but I don't go there in my off hours)

Ahem.... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Sorry about that. Just got back from LSU-Georgia. That interception that LSU made to seal the game still has me pumped.

Do I understand this correctly? Some girl was offended because some guy exposed himself, and she's the bad guy? Part of the problem was that everyone felt that the guy being pulled out of our school and enrolled somewhere else by the end of the day was a punishment that didn't fit the crime. IIRC, he had, as a joke, pulled Mr. Tallywhacker out of his shorts discreetly in a classroom and she was the one who freaked. It's not like the Ted Kennedy routine from SNL... "Did you ever try coming out of the bathroom naked? No? Well, too bad, because it usually works for me." The other problem was that the girl was a bit of a uptight bitch to begin with. By the time the band bj happened, everyone was sick of her shit and just wished she'd mind her own business. It's not like SHE was the one blowing the guy...

I may not agree with a lot of what Bill Maher says, but this is classic: "New rule: Your daughter’s a whore. According to the FBI, there’s a new wrinkle in prostitution: suburban teenage girls are now selling their white asses at the mall… to make money to spend at the mall! Wow, I can’t even find an escalator that goes down. Oh sure, I know what you’re saying: upper-middle class caucasian teen whoring? That’s something that happens to other people’s kids. But our little Ashley trading her coochie for Gucci? No way! Maybe. But if she comes home with scraped knees, that might not be from skipping rope. And come on, nobody buys a BMW with “babysitting money.” If your kid’s name is on the mall directory under “services”... The joke here, of course, is on white America, which always felt superior to blacks and showed that with their feet, moving out of urban areas: “white flight” they called it. Whites feared blacks – they feared if they raised their kids around blacks, the blacks would turn their daughters into dope fiends and prostitutes – and now through the miracle of MTV, damned if it didn’t work out that way! You see, MTV is where Snoop and Jay-Z and 50 Cent tell their stories, the stories of their youth, and being poor blacks. Pimps and drug dealers were the only role models they had. And now that whole world view is all up in your kid’s brain! Little white boys want a chocolate mama with a huge ass and the girls in the suburbs apparently have accepted being a ho as just another hip lifestyle choice. So if you take your kid to the mall this Christmas and she climbs into Santa’s lap face first, you should look into it. And remind your little princess, if a young woman must exchange sex for material goods, they should do it the accepted way: through the sanctity of marriage."

Depending on the state and county you're in, it's still common. coughLivingstonParishLAcough

At my school, we had a decent amount of this kind of stuff, but it was on field trips where clueless teachers were driving the busses instead of the regular drivers. At least one of the trips was a band trip in which a guy got a blowjob from a freshman or sophomore girl and nothing would have happened if a particularly highstrung senior girl hadn't freaked out after the trip was over (she had also freaked out after a football teammate of mine had exposed himself, which resulted in him being enrolled in another school by the end of the day, and she wasn't well liked to begin with, so she REALLY wasn't popular afterwards). There was a bunch of other stuff like this as well. On a week-long trip to Texas, a classmate of mine "borrowed' the camera of a girl he didn't like and took some candid photos, which shocked the hell out of her and her parents when they came back from the photomat. He got suspended for a week then said "fuck it" and decided to go elsewhere. One girl in my class who had some emotional issues dealt with them by having all kinds of sex, including blowing about half the guys in my class over the course of five years (not me, although that's a GOOD thing considering another story which I won't tell because I'm eating now). A girl I know gave a guy a handjob while on the way to a band competition, another guy I know got suspended for a few days because he was fingering his girlfriend discreetly on a couch in the student center, etc. etc. etc. This doesn't even go into the two girls from my class who got caught on film eating at the Y while on an ROTC trip. Granted, this is considered to be a "high end" private school. The photographer mentioned earler, a star athlete, managed to get himself and two teammates kicked out of a private school that would take ANYONE because the three of them were found tag-teaming some underclassmen girls.

On the plus side, Ike Hilliard made the difference for me this week... I needed six fantasy points to win my game and he seems to have gotten me that and a bit more between his touchdown and his receiving yards.

Georgia-LSU should be good this week... I'm just hoping I don't end up sunburned and dejected considering how LSU USUALLY plays when they have day games at Death Valley (not even considering the fact that it'll be fucking HOT there).

NC State and OSU in OT right now. I want NC State to pull it off so that LSU has a chance to move up two spaces in the polls.

*Thinks they should revive the "JOB Squad: Pin Me, Pay Me. Winning isn't in our JOB description" shirt for 99% of the RAW roster*

"The trick is to say you're prejudiced against ALL races..." - Homer Simpson

Conway is good. Dupree has potential. Grenier's worthless. Send Dupree back to development and fire Grenier.

According to Perry Saturn, New Jack is capable of doing a wrestling move but is too damn lazy, preferring to brawl instead. That's why Saturn hated facing the Gangstas so much.

The good: Flair-Savage Flair-Sting (94) Flair-Muta (Starrcade 89) The bad: almost everything else The ugly: Why the Wrestle War 89 match with Steamboat when it's already on Trips' DVD? Why not the Chi-Town Rumble match, the Clash 6 match, or the Spring Stampede 94 Steamboat matches instead?

Tom Zenk used to raid these boards for material to use in his columns, as he used several posts I made here as well as portions of the Vader and Road Warriors shoots.