CanadianChick

I was reading my past high school yearbooks from when I was in grade 8,9,10. Damn, some people are very sappy. Fuck that. I'm using a light-hearted quote, and a funny message. I don't want to waste all my space thanking people. The people who have helped me know who they are, they don't need me making them feel special by naming them by name.

**Updated March/05** Name:Crystal Age: 21 Height: 5'8 Weight: 150 (packing on the muscle, BABEEY~!) Hometown: Coquitlam, B.C, Canada Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Heel Stable affiliation (if any): Gunner Sharps Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): A mix of technical and high-flying Theme music: "Plug In Baby" by Muse. Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.):The arena goes to a eerie blue during the instrumental before the lyrics start. It remains like that for the first verse and then pyro explodes. Crystal makes her way out of the leftover smoke as the chorus goes on. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Tacky, sparkly jacket (ala Billy Kidman, about the only thing I'd ever rip off from him) Ring attire: Black shorts and tank top decorated with 'crystal' embordery. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): -Submission: The Crystalling (the original Walls of Jericho with the legs crossed ala the sharpshooter) -Diamond in the Rough (double spring board moonsault) -Newton's Law. Set up like a vertical suplex, but then turned into a powerbomb. NOTE: Only used on opponents under 200 pounds, therefore, rarely used! Signature Moves (ex: Shining Wizard, Rolling Germans, etc.) 1)Release German suplex 2)Standing moonsault 3) Rolling butterfly suplexes 4) Spear 5) Hurricanrana Basic moveset Benoit meets RVD. Figure THAT one out! Manager/valet/sidekick: none Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: Refering to herself as the "crown jewel". Ha! Get it? The heel Jericho 'dismiss' gesture (during his entrance) History/Background/Career Highlights Went on to completed high school with great grades, but was never really a full-on acadamic. Always loved volleyball and swimming, but wrestling was always number one. Went to one year on university before dropping out and concentrating on wrestling full time, against parents will. Has a great mix of beauty, brains and brawn. Also gets in confortations with a lot of people because of a big mouth. Made her debut feuding with Widow, but the rivalry turned into respect between the two ladies and they are friends now. Had a feud with Brock Ausstin, which unfortunalty for Crystal didn't end well. However, on the same night she lost to Brock, she won her first OAOAST Title: The 24/7 Title from Peter Knight during one of his matches. She brought in Axel too, which would end up having interesting results later on. After a slight blimp caused by a knee injury, Crystal feuded with Sly, and beat him at his own game. At the climax of their feud, she pinned Sly at Bayside. After that, had a great oppertunity and faced then-OAOAST Champion, Calvin. After losing in a hard fought battle, she went on to have a bit of a slump after that. Lost in the Elimination Chamber, and went on to have a bloody feud with Damaramu, and could never quite beat him. She had a couple of confrontations with Axel, and there it started to get REAL interesting. It was revealed to the world that Crystal, Axel, AJ Flaire, and Gunner Sharps were all part of a group called the Bleeding Souls back in the Detroit indy scene. The faction disbanded after Crystal got called up to OAOAST, and problems arose. Axel was seemingly jealous, but that's not all that stemmed his seemingly obcession to beat Crystal and make her join him again. Axel revealed his love for Crystal right before their match at AngleMania 3. Though rattled by this revealation, Crystal went on to not only beat Axel, but to win, again, the 24/7 Title. In the biggest shocker of 2004, Zack Malibu turned and with the help of Calvin, layed down quite a beating on the Female Phenom. Zack and Crystal feuded for the better part of 2004, but Zack always seemed to squeak by with a win, courtesy of cheating, a draw, ect. Finally, Crystal beat her former friend and became the first ever woman to hold the OAOAST Heavyweight championship. Unfortunately, the reign did not last for a long time, but is there really any doubt Crystal will regain it? Axel and Crystal kissed and made up since their feud at Anglemania 3...literally. The two are now going out. Where will this lead to? Will they become wrestling's first couple? Who knows? Tune in to HeldDown to find out! Okay, so it led to heartbreak, with Crystal breaking Axel's heart in a thousand pieces. Was it because of jealousy? Crystal feeling used? PMS? Who knows, but what it did lead to is the fans of OAOAST seeing a whole new side of Crystal every week, a side that isn't so lovable. Not since Zack Malibu has such a loved face been hated so fast.

My Edge autograph. Nah, just kidding. Actually, I'm not much of a possession person. I guess if I had to pick one thing to bring, it'd be my childhood stuffed animal. Punkinhead, yo. Or my pictures of Edge that I have aquired through my, oh, 5 years of stalking. One or the other.

Thanks for the feedback. RVD isn't really one of my favorite wrestlers, but I might sign him eventually. BTW, I won't be doing this in real time, so to anyone reading this, you won't have to wait until the 19th, the show will probably be up tomorrow. Fair enough. I thought you would seeing as RVD is one of Heyman's boys. Be interesting to see how this goes down.

AHA! Do you really want to be seen dragging around an UNDERAGED girl, unconscience?

::But Rikishi is so fat that the car gives away, and the back seat falls through. CC escapes, yet again!::

Dammit! I forgot about the Physics of Hollywood. Guess I'll have to go back and study... ::Because AS is a cheap bastard, the tanning booth was made out of the cheapest plastic possible, and the friction between the ground and the booth causes enough heat (and I'm talking about Orton levels here, who IS the future) to burn a hole in the booth so Chick can get out, injury-free!:: Ha! And you still haven't caught Zack yet!

Actually most colleges don't really look at your 12th grade year, since the admissions process starts at the beginning of the year, so 11th grade is actually more important Well, up here, apparently, universities just care if you pass the grade 11 courses. Unless my councillers lie, which could very much be so.

Better safe then sorry! And you do realize 50's 'homies' have guns, right? Bang, bang indeed.

::Luckily, Chick is wearing 100 SPF sunscreen! She's protected!:: ::And because Chick can predict the future, she has planned in advance to create a map, one which leads AS to a 50 Cent concert! What will he do?::

::AS passes out from the smell:: Didn't take that in account, did ya?

::Runs over Chick with the motorcycle and steals her car. Rikishi dives in through the passenger side window and takes the whole door off. The car still goes, so they just ride like UPS men:: ::Luckily, CC is Canadian and gets HEALTHCARE!:: HA! Good as new. By the way, there's no gas in the tank. Bwhahaha!

I actually never quite got this: why would somebody watch WWE for hot chicks when there are FAR hotter girls elsewhere? It's just second-rate T&A.

No RVD? You'd think that Heyman would have him on his show.

I care. Correction. No man cares about it....except horny 10 years, but not to see them actually wrestle. How about that guy Deadbeater? He cares.

::Sidecar collasps since, you know, Rikishi's fat.:: You'll never catch him. Geesh AS, your plans suck.

I care.

SG, The #1 MST3K Mark used to be Scott Keith's Biggest Fan. Oh... :Reminds AS that Rikishi can't run very fast, so he'll never catch ZM:

What? Shit, I wish my school was like that. Then again, my cheap ass school only have 2 AP courses (Art History, which I'm currently taking as a two-year course, and AP Calculus), and no honor courses. Stupid, stupid school.

3.81. I think it was something like top 25%. Pretty good since last term, I only tried in Math, cause it's my only grade 12 course right now. Homework and studying's overrated, especially in grade 11. Grade 12 is the only one that counts. SS, how can you have better than a 4.0? I always thought that was the highest GPA you could have. It's the highest in my school...

Actually, this should have been.

3) Rob Van Dam. I don't have an actual reason for liking him so much, I just do. It's the mark in me. 2) TIE: Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit. What can I say about the Canadian Chrises? Jericho's witty, has the crowd at the palm of his hands, and is a very talented wrestler. Benoit's probably the only guy who can get me excited about a feud without any buildup. He's *that* good at in-ring storytelling. That's impressive. 1) Edge. Duh. Notable Mentions: Eddie, Noble, London (I've been digging him on Velocity lately), the former WGTT.

@STP

Not white enough It's called fake and baking. Duh. Not pink enough Sunscreen!

I think this would be a nice cover.