CanadianChick

Exactly WHAT does Hardy see in LITA?! She's not too good looking, doesn't sound smark (or her lisp is too damn annoying to care) and seems to be Jeff Hardy female version. Or Matt is partially blind. I bet she has a great personality. Once you get to know a person, a great personality makes them that much more attractive. And her lisp isn't that bad. Sure, it's fun to joke about, but realistically, it isn't too annoying. And what would that have to do with her being smart?

Hm, never thought of it like that, but you're right. Because really, what else would RVD do? They've got enough guys clogging the main events (Eddie, Angle, HHH, Taker, Show, Cena), so the ECW thing is set up pretty nicely.

I was a tiny bit disappointed that they wasted his return on that. But shit, seeing him again was great.

Well, it's a better title than the "The Edgecution of Adam Copeland", which was the orginal working title.

Aw, Lance! No, the more the better! They're not in the company anymore; no harm in ripping into the match...

Christians complete dump from the top of the ladder to the floor from WM X-Seven gets no respect, being over-shadowed by (which I think was also a holy shit bump) the Spear by Edge on.....Jeff Hardy from the giant ladder while Hardy is dangling from the belts. Agreed. I think Christian did the ladder-straight-to-floor bump so he wouldn't feel left out when all his buddies did insane bumps...

They cheer for a character that, while being announced as an American, is more Mexican than American How is Eddie more Mexican than American (stereotypes aside)? How can you say "Stereotypes aside?". Of course stereotypes have to be involved in the answer. That's what his character is based on practically; Latino stereotypes. And remember when Eddie won the title? What flag did he wave?

How did Jericho end up facing Benoit in his debut WCW PPV match? Was it just a thrown together match, or was there a reason behind the madness?

I'm not a Brock defender, but those are stupid counter points. Bubba/HHH never made it to a PPV. Rock/Hurricane also never made it to a PPV. And Hurricane winning was portrayed as the biggest fluke ever. Hell, didn't Rock get his heat back by kicking the crap out of Hurricane the very next week anyways? Kurt/Essa? Isn't that the one that Kurt said Essa didn't have a Greencard? You consider that a feud? In case you haven't noticed, a two week program (which all the above examples are) is not the same as a month built, title feud.

And that is my problem with him. Cole, when he focuses, is excellent at that, I feel. I admit, Cole has improved quite a bit. But I think that Tazz keeps his stupidity at the lowest level possible. If Cole was with Lawler, I'm afraid the stupidity would be off the charts. I don't think I can stand comments like "Oh, she's a screamer." and "You know, those ropes aren't elastic bands" 50 times in one night. Although JR/Lawler is bad enough... The hell with it, replace Lawler with Heyman. Problem solved.

Matthews is the best play-by-play they got right now.

I think I'd rather hear Cole on Heat...

Oh dear god, please no Lawler/Cole. I'd kick the TV screen in after about half an hour of their tripe.

Chris Jericho's Commentary Here ya go. What a dork.

Moved to the appropriate folder.

Just merged the two Faarooq threads. No need for more than one.

Dude, I don't think Molly would even know who Brody is. Call it an unfair assumption, but she doesn't seem to be the type to listen to Distillers. And Brody has hair. And Molly would look out of place as a punk. And Lita is the resident Hot Topic punk, not that there's anything wrong with that.

*Rhyno turns on computer and goes online* *Logs on to his favourite wrestling messageboard, TheSmartMarks* *Reads CC's post* *A single tear falls down his cheek* *Gets IM'd by "MS MessEdger"* MS MessEdger: "U no it's tru" Manbeast666: "I no" MS MessEdger: "LOL" Manbeast666: " " MS MessEdger: " ) " Manbeast666: "U've got a big smile even online" MS MessEdger: "I no" I'm SO adding "MS MessEdger" to my Buddy List now! RRR: Always has the inside scoop.

Looks to be a pretty good tournment. I remember that I didn't like this tourney too much last year though. Edge got kicked out by Booker T? BOOKER T? Geez people.... I'm done, really I am. Hell, I'm going to nominate Molly. She's just as good as some who have been nominated already.

That would be breathtaking. Good call. Anyways, how about GM Place in Vancouver? Huh? No? Okay.

Why do you think that when he came back again, he had a bunch of matches with the un-injurable RVD? I remember in one of those matches, he dropped Rob on his head. Had it been anyone else, it would have been pretty bad. But Rob's a freak, so he wasn't injured. Anyways, I think Edge will keep the spear since Goldberg's leaving and no one cares about Rhyno.

Very true. Unless Jeff is 7 feet tall, there is no way he's over 200 pounds with his figure. Near the end, he was looking like Stacy Keibler. Actually, even before he went downhill sort of speak, I remember he was quite skinny. In his match with Matt against the Dudleys at RR '00, I joked to my brother that from the back he looks like a girl and any girl would kill to have his figure.

Alright, even I know that funky is used to describe something smelling bad. But you got to admit, in the interview as a whole, a person who isn't up to date with their urban slang might have a problem knowing exactly what they are saying.

If she brings nothing to the table, then what does Torrie Wilson, Grandma Botox (Sable for those of you playing along at home), Stacy Kiebler, and Terri Runnels bring, if someone could tell me I'd really love to know. Looks, for the most part. Sable and Terri are much better looking than people give them credit for, and they are much prettier than Lita. Plus, they aren't booked as threats in the women's division. Terri was pretty back in the day, but now? Ew. But really, she isn't harming the company in any way. She gets hardly any TV time, and when she does, she's a backstage interviewer.

The most devastating knee in the business! The thing that gets to me about Lita the most is the flow of her matches. She literally just stands there, waiting for the next move. Her tranistions and flow suck hard.