CanadianChick

Oh yeah, can't wait to see no-selling of people's finishers, and a lot of flips. I know I'm a fan of RVD, but come on now, enough flips!

Whoa. Just wow. I'm really in shock about this. I say he'll come back, eventually. I'm just surprised that he didn't go on a break first, just to see if not wrestling is really what he wants to do. I've got mixed feelings about this. I think it is a pretty bad act of disloyality, with deserting the company that is trying to make him the centerpiece of it. But, on the other hand, maybe it's for the best. If you got a top guy in the lockerroom who makes it clear he doesn't want to be there, moral can't really be too great. Nevertheless, if he decides to come back, I'm sure Vince will welcome him back with open arms...and the WWE title.

On what? On how to give Vince good head? Oh, don't be silly. I'm sure Torrie knows how already. Oh, I kid, I kid.

I'll probably be tagging along with my brother's friends so I can see it for free.

Why? What a step down that would be for Benoit.

Agreed. Oh yeah, it's realistic for a pair of guys who fought in a Three Stages of Hell match 3 monthes earlier to pair up and have no problems with each other. Not to mention one of the guys took out the other one for a year. Yep, so great.

I love idiots like this who give teens everywhere a bad name. But really, who am I kidding? Teens deserve the rep they get. I dread the day my generation is running the world. God help us all.

Take it for what it's worth, but in the house show reports I've read, the match has been pretty good. Usually the second best of the night, the best being Benoit/HHH or Beniot/HHH/HBK.

World Title (Raw) Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. HHH © Winner: Shawn Micheals Reason: So there is a Shawn/Benoit match at Backlash. Shawn would have fully turned heel by then, of course. Outcomes:: Shawn and Benoit continue feuding. HHH feuds with a returning Edge. WWE Title (Smackdown) Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero © Winner: Eddie Guerrero Reason: So Eddie is built as a strong champion. Outcomes: Eddie goes on to feud with Brock again. Angle goes on to feud with another face. Handicap Match : Mick Foley/Rock vs. Ric Flair/Batista/Randy Orton Winners: Batista and Orton Reason: What would be the point if Foley and Rocky won? Outcomes: Rocky goes to film some more films, Foley goes away, Orton/Batista continue to get pushed. Kane vs. Undertaker Winner: Undertaker Reason: To keep the streak alive. Outcomes: Probably continue feuding for the next year. Fatal Four way for the WWE tag titles (Smackdown) – APA vs. WGTT (Haas/Benjamin) vs. Basham Brothers vs. Rikishi/Scotty 2 Hotty © Winners: Hass and Benjamin Reason: Because I want them too. Outcomes: WGTT feuds with APA, the other tag teams go to Velcity (AKA purgatory). Fatal Four was for the World Tag Titles (Raw) – Dudleys vs. Lance Cade/Mark Jindrak vs. La Resitance vs. Rob Van Dam/Booker T © Winners: Cade and Jindrak Reason: Why else would they randomly be put in this match? Outcomes: Cade and Jindrak feud with Dudleys. RVD and Booker T feud, with Booker being the heel. La Resistance goes to Heat...forever. Hair vs. Title – Molly Holly vs. Victoria © Winner: Molly Holly, by devious means. DEVIOUS~! I tell ya. Reason: WWE LOVES bait-and-swtich. Besides, would they intentionally try to make one of thier divas less pretty? Outcomes: Vicky and Molly keep feuding for a little while longer. Cruiserweight Open – Billy Kidman, Rey Mysterio, Ultimo Dragon, Tajiri, Jamie Knoble, Sho Funaki, Nunzio, Shannon Moore, Akio, and Chavo Guerrero © Winner: Rey Mysterio Reason: They are sort of making it seem like Heyman screwed over Rey with this match, so he'll overcome the odds. Outcomes: Same old, same old. Unexpected Surprise: Matt Hardy and Hurricane enter, because it's "open". Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar Winner: Brock Lesner Reason: Goldberg's going; Brock is WWE-bred. Outcomes: Brock feuds with Eddie. Playboy Evening Gown Match - Sable/Torrie vs. Miss Jackie/Stacy I only have one prediction: Jackie goes topless. US Championship – John Cena vs. Big Show © Winner: John Cena Reason: Well, they are pushing Cena quite a bit. And Big Show doesn't really need that belt. Outcomes: Cena feuds with a heel. Christian vs. Chris Jericho Winner: Chris Jericho Reason: Because Christian never wins. Outcomes: Jericho gets traded to Smackdown because Eric wants to screw with him, thus rendering the last 4-5 monthes useless for Chris. Christian goes back to be a whiney heel who never wins. Trish goes back to being on top of the Women's Division.

I dunno, WWE are masters at switch-and-bait. I could see Molly winning by cheating.

Nope, not at all. At times, especially if I'm upset at something, I try to be plantonic, but it doesn't work. If I'm angry, everyone around me knows. If I don't like you, you have to be a retard to not know it (which, in most cases, is the reason I hate you). So know, I suck at hiding my emotions. But I can be a good actress when I really need to be.

Why not be in the cruiserwieght open? Him and Hurricane could represent Raw.

Damn, and I thought I'd be able to let go of the high school attitude after I graduate. Guess not, with 'news sources' like the Torch around. Seriously though, this can be a high school situation. Student #1: OMG! Did you totally hear Jessica stand up to Mr.Smith in English after getting a bad mark on her paper? Student #2: Yeah I did! She is SOOOO cool! Not like that loser Mark though. He is such a wuss. HE didn't stand up to him! Student #3 (with a relatively high IQ): Uh, guys. Neither did anyone else.

Might as well put this: We have received word that Paul Bearer will indeed return with Undertaker at Wrestlemania. I was told today that it will definitely be happening. credit: PWInsider/Dave Scherer

^Living in denial over the best feud ever. Good times.

Oh excuse me. I'm just cherishing the best feud in the history of wrestling. Carry on.

^Originally from Abby. Ouch.

^"Cleverly" turned a positive thread into a negative one. YOU BASTARD!

^Has the lyrics of a sweet song as his custom title.

Touche. On another note: Good for her. Nice to see a Christian actually, you know, isn't a hypocrite and sticks to their values. Not a knock on girls who've posed for Playboy, but rather to hypocrites.

Ahem. Calm done there man. Don't have a seizure over this, mmkay? Just add a "t" to the end of "die" and we have a perfectly acceptable statement. If that was so, our friend Tawren would seem to really want Foley to lose some weight. Maybe he's concerned for his health?

Hey, I wonder what actor is Yuna's current stalk of the week? Hey, if you're going to stalk someone....

Ahem. Calm done there man. Don't have a seizure over this, mmkay?

^Is good at pointing out the obvious.

Hm...I think it was 26 hours? Yeah, it was. I got up at 4:30 AM for swim practice, then I couldn't get to sleep till 6AM the next night. It was strange. Didn't know why I had such a sudden case of insomia.