CanadianChick

So from what I've read, Benoit, Mysterio and Edge all lasted a while. Any other iron men? And was London's elimination sick?

Wow!

Whoa, I'm 3-0! Come on Triple H, make it 4!

To be fair, there have only been two matches, and one involved Heidenreich.

That's awesome! See, once a year comedy segments like these are great. It'd get tiresome if it was every PPV, though.

Has there ever been a casket match without interference?

Was the heavy breathing as bad as it was on that other PPV?

Dammit! No crazy man Flair?!? Well, now I'm disappointed.

So, how was the match? Good, bad, decent?

Hey, maybe they're killing the spear as a finisher.

HA! Yeah right jobber!

Austin did make Jericho look like trash, but it was pretty meaningless when Triple H got done with him.

You know why Raw need HHH as champion? Because before 2004, there had been no elevation on Raw from 2002-2003. Good for him for putting Benoit over, yada yada yada, but I don't think there was much choice but to elevate people. Erm, not really. I actually don't blame Triple H for this one though. I blame the freaking writers for not following up! He beat Triple H 3 (?) times. The first time was great, and the followed up alright. The second and third time: forgettable. Why didn't they feud? Shelton wasn't 'made' in '04. He was nicely introduced, but far from being a star. How? Orton got popular after his feud with Foley. And then when he beat Benoit. The only thing that feuding with Triple 'made' Orton look like was a bland babyface who should desperately be a heel. I'm waiting until this feud concludes to say anything. They can still fuck it up, you know. There's a lot of room for error here. To follow up and make them look as good after the feud than during?

Listen to him.

I think that meant of been Edge's b-day, actually. But yeah, that was a great comedy episode.

This scenerio made me giggle. The whole "You big meanies! I'll show you!" speil is great.

They should keep him in to do all his crazy bumping for the big guys they want to look like monsters.

Marty, or any other Canadian who's picked it up, how much was it?

I used to.

Best of luck to him. I thought it was going to be one of those surgeries that someone like Rey had back in late '02, but it must be more severe if he's out for that long. This could be good for his career, if they treat his return as something special.

I'm sorry, but I honestly can't remember him cutting a 5 minute promo. Can you remind me? Whenever I think of Batista in a non-wrestling context, it's in backstage skits or uttering a couple of sentences in an angry tone during an Evolution promo.

That makes it even worse! If a guy looks girly, you don't want him to have a girly name. Why don't we just put him in frilly pink dresses while we're at it?

Shannon Moore. No guy should have the name Shannon. I hate it when parents name guys with names like that. Do they not think they'll get picked on?

Yeah, the only two females in the last while that have been anything but were Victoria (psycho heel) and Molly (prude). Oh you did miss something though: if the women is a non-wrestler, add "slut".

Ugh. I would much rather a one-on-one match between Hunter/Batista. Orton isn't needed there at all.