The Czech Republic

K! I! D! S! Okay people, don't hold back, I want Dumbo's Circus.

A CZECH REPUBLIC "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!©" POST. If it turns out Big T is Prince Paul, turn to page 42. If it turns out Big T isn't, turn to page 9. If you wish to explore beyond the Willamette Trail, turn to page 65. Page 42: Yeah I've been in that camp since day 1. Eagan was right, and I knew "she" would say his grandma's pussy was warm just like Mole's mom. What a scumbag. Page 9: No, of course not. I've known Big T was legit since day one. Shame on you, Eagan469, and Dio for misleading the people. Page 65: Zebekiah died of dystentery. Morale will sink unless you hunt for food. Or fooster.

That's the best retro yet!

Who shall reform DX with li'l Hunter, "Son of a Bitch."

we would also have accepted: I'm Back! And better than ever, gotta knack, for makin' things better, face the facts, cuz your opinion don't matter, this-uh maniac, is gonna step on whoever ...and they used "Beutiful Day" instead? Come on!

Why trade Kane to Smackdown? He's the only good thing on Raw. Put Vince and Taker on Raw. They're a bad thing on Smackdown.

"Manster, eh?" Apparently somebody was lurking here last year when we had the immortal Photoshop Brock Thread. I made Brocktaur, who was almost as good as The American Dream Brock Lesnar with Sweet Heyphire.

Doesn't this thread belong in NHB? (ducks)

Got it. Sounds like a news theme.

Step by Step was better in the later episodes when Al Lambert was sorta cute. Full House and Family Matters are abominations. Full House just for all-around sucking, Family Matters for all-around sucking, releasing the wrath of Urkel on popular culture, and for its blatant reverse-racism. The Jeffersons you are not, Winslows.

Ah, funny you should mention this one. You see, I was hanging around the dumpster behind Nick Studios, and I obtained a script from this show. MY BROTHER AND ME EPISODE 4A32: "A TANGLED WEB OF BASSABALLS" DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. GOO: Wuddup? DEE-DEE: I'm running away! Fun fact: I remember an episode where the dad was reminiscing about "Ric Flair versus Greg Valentine, the battle of the figure-four leglocks."

She retired, but not after gracing us with the Hot Tennis Chick Dream Team of her and Kournikova at the U.S. Open last year.

They don't need anybody else, Joe Piscopo hosting the victory "parade" in the Meadowlands parking lot is more than enough material.

She's The Rock: trash-talking jerk, but good, and you gotta love her anyway. The REAL heels of the women's circuit are the Williamseseses! Duh!

pick a character and put down a funny line from that character, just to keep things entertaining

and according to Mick Foley, despite having that title, they piss in small holes in the ground.

The McMahon backyard...yeah I wouldn't put it past em'....and it'd happen on the same day as a McMahon Family Reunion. ALL THE MCMAHON'S ON WRESTLEMANIA! FINALLY, Rod can debut.

Ah, a clever revenge. You deserve a cookie for that. I like your signature.

...the fuck?

Good, but doesn't it tend to be in the low 40s on an evening in late March?

Miller Park would be sweet, especially with the open roof.

Chip Minton and I had a great time at an upscale Italian restaurant.

The worst was on the PPV when Flair was like whispering, "Don't worry, champ." That was disturbing and lame, and I've now added Ric Flair to a list thus far comprising Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff of "WWE Employees That Must Cry Themselves To Sleep Each Night."

I took Damien Demento out on the town and it was a night I'll never forget. He entertained me all the way to the outer reaches of my mind.

White Castle, eh? Acquired taste. But acquiring the taste is like acquiring a venereal disease: once you've got it, you've got it, and no matter how hard you try, you can't get rid of it. They're good, but I regret it at 4 am that night.