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we would also have accepted: I'm Back! And better than ever, gotta knack, for makin' things better, face the facts, cuz your opinion don't matter, this-uh maniac, is gonna step on whoever ...and they used "Beutiful Day" instead? Come on!

Why trade Kane to Smackdown? He's the only good thing on Raw. Put Vince and Taker on Raw. They're a bad thing on Smackdown.

"Manster, eh?" Apparently somebody was lurking here last year when we had the immortal Photoshop Brock Thread. I made Brocktaur, who was almost as good as The American Dream Brock Lesnar with Sweet Heyphire.

We're doing things a little more differently: pick your favorite character of those that appear, but aren't of the main twelve. My contribution(s): Thomas or Lethal Word Man from TGS, natch.

Doesn't this thread belong in NHB? (ducks)

Got it. Sounds like a news theme.

Step by Step was better in the later episodes when Al Lambert was sorta cute. Full House and Family Matters are abominations. Full House just for all-around sucking, Family Matters for all-around sucking, releasing the wrath of Urkel on popular culture, and for its blatant reverse-racism. The Jeffersons you are not, Winslows.

Ah, funny you should mention this one. You see, I was hanging around the dumpster behind Nick Studios, and I obtained a script from this show. MY BROTHER AND ME EPISODE 4A32: "A TANGLED WEB OF BASSABALLS" DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. DEE-DEE: But Alfie! ALFIE: No, Dee-Dee. You can't. GOO: Wuddup? DEE-DEE: I'm running away! Fun fact: I remember an episode where the dad was reminiscing about "Ric Flair versus Greg Valentine, the battle of the figure-four leglocks."

She retired, but not after gracing us with the Hot Tennis Chick Dream Team of her and Kournikova at the U.S. Open last year.

They don't need anybody else, Joe Piscopo hosting the victory "parade" in the Meadowlands parking lot is more than enough material.

She's The Rock: trash-talking jerk, but good, and you gotta love her anyway. The REAL heels of the women's circuit are the Williamseseses! Duh!

and according to Mick Foley, despite having that title, they piss in small holes in the ground.

The McMahon backyard...yeah I wouldn't put it past em'....and it'd happen on the same day as a McMahon Family Reunion. ALL THE MCMAHON'S ON WRESTLEMANIA! FINALLY, Rod can debut.

Ah, a clever revenge. You deserve a cookie for that. I like your signature.

...the fuck?

Good, but doesn't it tend to be in the low 40s on an evening in late March?

Miller Park would be sweet, especially with the open roof.

Chip Minton and I had a great time at an upscale Italian restaurant.

The worst was on the PPV when Flair was like whispering, "Don't worry, champ." That was disturbing and lame, and I've now added Ric Flair to a list thus far comprising Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff of "WWE Employees That Must Cry Themselves To Sleep Each Night."

I took Damien Demento out on the town and it was a night I'll never forget. He entertained me all the way to the outer reaches of my mind.

Why not go all out and discuss March-April 2005? If they can manage a big venue in 2005: HHH Metrodome: Hunter will demand it! Plus it's the only place that can boast more plastic than the Divas roster. St. Louis Dome: Good wrestling town, if they can get 70,000 in there that would rock. Louisiana Superdome: Good way to reinforce the "Super Bowl of Wrestling" deal. MGM Grand Garden(where Halloween Havoc was): That was a big place, I think, and could work. Georgia Dome: Another big dome conducive to a big WM. Olympic Stadium: "TWOOOOOOOOO" shalt echo throughout that big ugly place. And Shane can do a dive off the phallic object on the roof! If business is not good: United Center: not huge, but bigger than most buildings. Joe Louis Arena, Tacoma Dome, New Orleans Arena, Charlotte Coliseum, et al, likewise. REALLLLLLLY BAD: Any high school gym.

White Castle, eh? Acquired taste. But acquiring the taste is like acquiring a venereal disease: once you've got it, you've got it, and no matter how hard you try, you can't get rid of it. They're good, but I regret it at 4 am that night.

Once I walked into a White Hen, yelled "This just isn't GOOD enough!" and walked out, so stupid teens do all sorts of stuff for attention. This guy > me, though.

F*** Evolution, I want the Los Guerreros theme

Screw all ya'll: where's the love for The Cheat? He's like a cheese...or an anvil, two of the finest things in life. He makes some good cartoons too. "Hey Strong Bad, I need to be kicked in the face." "I can do it. I will do it nine times." 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 "This is the last ---" "Shut it up. Shut it up, you." "Shut it up, me." Who does the voices for The Cheat's cartoons? Not him, he can't. OMG CONTINUITY FLAW~!!!1