The Czech Republic

Oh, how I love The Division Bell. What an album. "Keep Talking" is great and "High Hopes" is even greater. It has a Stairway feel now and then, but I just love that song.

Stalking over the plains, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Triple H! And he gives an ominous grunt: "I'm going to contort you until Western Civilization implodes!!!"

I think if God had something important to say, you know, like "Indians are displaced Jews, despite evidence to the contrary, oh and the Bible is false so let me send an angel down to give you the real story," he'd tell the pope, or the patriarch, or some high-ranking Protestant ministers, or some very pious rabbis. Not some poorly-educated guy from the lowly United States.

Thanks a fat lot for beating me to Breakfast Club. Refresh my memory: what does the guy have elephantisis of in the TBS edit? It's not his balls riding shotgun.

Thanks for posting in my Ask thread. You validate me as person. Well the difference is that your thread is funny whereas this is just an excuse to say "Banky is teh best" and such drivel.

Yes. Yes he did. Then Tazz said "BOOOOOOOOP, that's the sound it makes when your areolae get smashed." That was the most bizarre interchange in a looooooong time.

No prob, just change "Helmsley" to "Entertainment" because after all, that's a better description anyway! So there! Get the H Out!

Did they say anything about Miller's whereabouts?

Tinley Park, IL has a Tweeter Center as well. And here I thought it was the only one.

Animals? Bah. It's a three-way tie between Dark Side, WWYH, and The Wall. Also, Obscured By Clouds is deceptively awesome.

Where has Cat gone? Don't leave us Cat! Gunn's haircut sucks

Ooh, Tazz on color. Ernest Miller should just attempt to wrestle.

So who is this mysterious Ecto Cooler guy? He just sort of showed up and started being retro. Even his name is retro. Is this just a new guy, or am I not in on something?

We! Are! We are VR, Virtual Reality Troopers! 3-4! Virtual Reality Troopers!

Thems was the days, thems was. I will maintain that Wales-->Adams/Patrick and Campbell-->Smythe/Norris was the way to go, to separate it from the other three leagues.

Hmm. Rue. Gotta hand it to Trish Stratus for keeping her last name. Je marche sur la rue.

Can we stop with the ego-stroke threads? Please?

Skulking over the terrain, wielding a thorned whip, cometh The Czech Republic! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry: "Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord like a sentient bulldozer!"

An odd bunch, but no stranger than most religious sects. I respect their clean living, but it's all the right things for all the wrong reasons. You should refrain from tobacco and alcohol because it's bad for you, not because of anything some false prophet says. Likewise, you should wear underwear to prevent yourself from staining your pants, not so you can be protected from a vengeful God.

This thread will not be complete without "Paul Is Dead." Unfortunately I forgot most of the details so you guys will have to help me out.

Five songs but still twelve tracks. It doesn't matter how they subdivide it--it's about forty minutes of absolutely great music from start to finish. Best Floyd album ever, maybe?

Over here, most people haven't got a fucking clue who half those bands are. History is forgotten. "Pink Floyd, what does he play?" "the band is just fantastic, that is really what I think oh by the way, which one's Pink?" Far too many people are channeling Roy Harper's immortal line these days. It's pathetic.

Dear Diary, I know when everyone's around at recess I bully that new French boy Sylvan, but I just don't want my friends to know that I think he's so dreamy! What should I do, diary? I'm so confused. When ever he smiles at me, I melt inside. But I don't want anyone to make fun of me for liking "green-yay," as they call him, so I have to say I hate him. But when I'm alone with him, I want to help him get the experience he needs. Well, it's time for the Afterschool Special, so I'll write back tomorrow, diary. xoxoxoxoxo Bubba