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D'oh! I knew I forgot something. I like that one too.

I'll be cheering on those Vikes because they're playing the Packers. With all these quarterback injuries, Favre is next, I hope.

I hate the Packers and their legions of northern redneck fans that plague my everyday life. Break Favre in half, whoever-you-are-on-the-Vikings.

Of all the theme songs for sports coverage, which one do you like the most? This is tough for me because I like a lot of them. But I've got to go with NFL on Fox because that's just the most synonymous with the game, even over MNF. The Fox baseball music is sort of derived from this song anyway. Gotta love NBA on NBC too, but since it's out of use, I had to take NFL on Fox. National Hockey Night is good as well, and the original HNIC song sounds awesome, though I've never seen HNIC, and they probably use a remix nowadays. The rest I'm indifferent towards.

How do you feel about the Mormons?

Led Zeppelin's great music will live on forever. People will forever hear Stairway To Heaven, and want to hear more. Same with Pink Floyd. As long as there are pissed-off high school youths, The Wall and Dark Side Of The Moon will sell.

I'm annoyed at that British publication that said Radiohead was the best band of all time or whatever. I'd expect that ignorance from dumb Americans, but the English? The country gives us the Beatles, the Who, the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, the Kinks, Pink Floyd, the Clash, and Jethro Tull, and they pick Radiohead.

His stunner's just a more dramatic variation of the stun-gun he used in WCW. I thought the Stungun was the Hotshot, when you get the guy held up like a spinebuster but fall back so his neck bounces off the rope. By the way, yes, the seminal Stone Cold Stunner was different in that he took a little longer to position the guy and I think may have gotten off the ground a bit more with it. It wasn't the fluid motion of the KICK-WHAM-STUNNER we see today.

I met Bret Hart at some point when he was US Champion. I got a chance to talk to him for a minute or so, and told him my favorite matches were his ones against Owen and Austin.

I always thought your name was a play on how Jarrett couldn't carry WCW as a main-eventer, hence he "choked." Is that it?

Representing the green team we have: Billy Gunn vs. Doug Basham WGTT~! vs. A Masturbation Advocate and an Ass-Raping Enthusiast Invariably some other matches involving jobbers, hopefully one of which jobs to Ultimo Dragon. Plus SmackDown RecapDown. Representing the orange team: Kurt Angle goes to the Big Easy for amateur wrestling. A special look at Bubba Ray Dudley's diary. Insert your own jokes. An up-close look at Scott Steiner's debut. IIRC, his debut involved Stephanie lying on a table with her legs spread. Which team will win the Battle Of Velocidential? 2ne in 2night!

I agree. Christine Lakin got MAD hot in a short time.

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"There's no business like Shu business" is so befuddling it deserves its own thread as well.

You and your Zeppelin hate is getting to be too much for me. I won't say Jimmy Page is the best guitarist ever, but he's not #70 either. It's just that I've seen you bash Led Zeppelin several times before, and it really makes you look like you don't know what you're talking about.

The answer is Woody Paige. He's a hick, just like Jerry and Jim. He might like wrestling. He's funny. He can offer expert commentary, as he's been sued eleven times.

Of course, Angle stole Shamrock's move, but you could make the argument that Angle's is better. You could also make the argument that there isn't enough to an anklelock to say one is better than another.

YET ANOTHER DAMNED TCR CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE©: If you're really uninformed, go to page 32. If you're being sarcastic, go to page 56. If you want to fight Bowser, got to page 173. Page 32: Yeah, Afterburn is the Smackdown recap in syndication, formely "Metal." Raw has The Bottom Line, formerly "Jakked." Page 56: I guess. Rumor has it there's also a show on Monday nights, but I don't want to try to verify it in fear of my personal health. Page 173: Sorry, Downhome, but our princess is in another castle.

Haven't Weekend Update people traditionally done that anyway because they're not great sketch guys? Dennis Miller never seemed to do much outside of Update, likewise with Norm, who felt he wasn't good at sketch (but he's done some very good stuff, despite what he thinks). Colin Quinn didn't do much either, which is probably a good thing.

I can't think of any other company where they would discourage potential employees from having an interest in their potential place of work. So if anyone can help me out and list some other ones, I'd appreciate it.

Unbelievable, fucking pathetic. Oh shit, don't worry man: only about 70 places behind cock-n-load Kurt. I knew the guy with the Battersea Power Station in his avatar would agree with me.

1. Did you mean "obscure?" Dennis Miller is anything but obtuse. 2. The marriage of convenience line is also in his very good Clintons rant in his book "The Rant Zone." I recommend it. 3.

My only skill in dodgeball was being the guy who made the shots to bring everybody back in. Otherwise, I was useless. I was like the Special Teams of elementary-school dodgeball. Oh well, Capture The Flag > Dodgeball.

Yeah, over the course of a year I tried and failed at three e-feds and gave it up because it was too time-consuming. E-feds suck.

The hell they do. The guy who runs it is ALWAYS champion. I had the best character when I did e-feds in 8th grade, I was "The French Champion" Jean Lutte. I was La Resistance before La Resistance. I cut all my promos in French, declared myself a titleholder, invented my own cage match, and various other rebellious things. I always got kicked out or jobbed out.