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You've done it now, you've gone and made a big mistake. And I can't allow, you to think you can just walk away.

Rob Van Dam will show up in a Smackdown shirt saying that Raw is an insult to his career and he demands a trade. Harry Smith debuts and teams with Benoit, who feud with WGTT culminating in a ***** match at No Mercy or SurSer. Hopefully this happens September 30th in Milwaukee.

A synonym for corny?

The word "ghey" is a tradition of this board in one incarnation or another...

Banky was banned for trolling when Marney pointed out that he's no worse than any other troll what with his stupid thread about Bankywood Industries and telling us to suck his dick. I don't think I have ever seriously called for Johnson to be banned. He says annoying things often but is not guilty of a bannable offense, despite bold-faced sentences in the midst of the Code of Conduct. I have no clue why anybody has anything against Eagan. He's not annoying at all. He does us all a great service by giving us access to music, and on several occasions has personally hooked me up with some songs and asked for nothing in return. The backlash he got for (rightfully) pointing out trolls was stupid, and gives me more reasons to resent certain people.

They mean different things... gay = homesexual ghey = stupid in the context that "gay" is so overused

Judging from last night, Goldberg studied under Sensei Ottman.

When you were young, did you think that life was so wonderful?

pick a character and put down a funny line from that character, just to keep things entertaining

Believe it or not, I'm not at my desk I never thought I could walk away-ay-ay Write something here, and we'll talk when I'm back Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not here!

Man I write a comparably long post about the inherent heel-ness of the Devils and it gets no-sold for NASCAR. I think motorsports is the biggest heel in the grand scheme of things...they're bumping hockey out of the equation as the Fourth Sport.

I could go for a big plate of Swedish pancakes with lingonberries right abouts now.

I just realized that because This Time It Counted, they'll have to do 4 games at Comiskey and 3 at Wrigley for the World Series instead of the other, better way around.

You want sports heels? The 2003 New Jersey Devils. If they had an H in their name I would write it three times whenever mentioning them. 1) The trap has ruined the league's play, akin to the WWE Main Event Style. 2) For further proof, the Eastern Conference Finals. The Ottawa Senators overcome bankruptcy and a small market to take the President's Trophy and ease past Long Island and Philadelphia in the playoffs. New Jersey gains the advantage in the third series. However, after much hard work and a rally-the-troops speech from a dying Roger Neilson, the Senators come back from a 3-1 deficit with an overtime victory in Game 6 to push the series to a Game 7. After a yearlong uphill battle, the dreams of the Ottawa Senators are crushed with a New Jersey goal 18 minutes into the third period. 3) For the first time in the ten years of their franchise's existence, the Anaheim Mighty Ducks gain incredible fan interest. With a roster of lesser names, and breakout goaltender Jean-Sebastien Giguere, the Mighty Ducks sweep the defending champions in the first round, defeat the top team in the Western conference in round 2, and sweep fellow shockers the Minnesota Wild, who themselves pulled off an unthinkable victory against Sakic, Forsberg, and Roy's Colorado Avalanche. The Western Conference's storybook season, akin to the Senators minus the financial instability and season-long dominance, is ended in an anti-climactic 3-0 New Jersey victory. Upon Giguere's awarding of the Conn Smythe trophy, the Meadowlands fans boo him out of the swamp. The Devils win their third Stanley Cup in the last nine years, and celebrate this great achievement with a party in the Meadowlands parking lot hosted by Joe Piscopo, in a fittingly mundane celebration. Find me a more unlikable team than the Devils in the NHL.

Hm. That's my fun fact for the day. Is there a genetic tendency to put jock straps on their faces as well?

I like the blue. It's relaxing, and blue is the color of Smackdown.

Here's one, Incandenza. If an orange is called an orange, why isn't a banana called a yellow?

My state fair is a great state fair, don't miss it, don't even be late.

I don't get the big deal. If it's on Raw, what do we care anyway? It's not like she's bringing down a high-quality show. Just have her beat Gail Kim or Ivory or something.

They can't let WMXX suck. Vince doesn't have the balls to do anything but the best...I hope

Seriously, there's no reason for Bradshaw to beat Shelton. The booking is likely as such? "Hey, you're calling me a drag queen?" "Yeah I am." "I'll kick your ass." So they would wrestle. Benjamin winning would prove that he is a legitimate wrestler and should not be taken lightly by Bradshaw. What does a Bradshaw victory prove? "He showed him, I guess Benjamin is a drag queen after all!"

Way to keep the over guys looking strong.

No, it's suplex, jump kick/jump-slash, followed by a suplex, over and over. So they never get a chance to recover, and are constantly in a state of being knocked down. Trust me it works, and my friends are not shabby at all.

If all goes well, this movie role will end Triple H's wrestling career....and it will be over.

They're constantly being given sedatives and are in a state of mind control. Trish doesn't even know she signed a contract