The Czech Republic

Not the Chicago outfielder I was hoping for.

The next relevant Scoop Jackson article will be the first.

Scoop Jackson is a stupid nigger. If that's what he's been trying to get us to say with every shitty race-card article he writes, because he has demonstrated that this is the ONLY THING HE CAN EVER WRITE ABOUT, EVER, there. I said it. You win, Scoop

What? That was terrible. This post just makes waiting for godthedog's compilation even harder.

Getting a blowjob on a rollercoaster while shooting heroin would be amazing. You're just talking about warm soap.

Yeah, that's a big one.

I shave with my mind. I will the hairs off my face.

If "Fake Plastic Trees" was there instead of "High And Dry," then yes. I never thought "High And Dry" was very good at all, actually. EIIRP - Kid A - The National Anthem is great and goes 1-2-3 Exit Music - Let Down - Karma Police Climbing Up The Walls - No Surprises - Lucky I was always fond of Packt - Pyramid - Pulk, which gets bonus points for being 1-2-3 AND alliteration. I'm the only person who doesn't think Pulk is shit, I guess.

I've got a half-stock just imagining "what a fascinating play by Kwame Brown!"

No, it's in blue, which denotes ESPN.

Is Bill Walton doing the Lakers game? PLEASE SAY YES

Bored, I posted that already. "He's half-god, half-man, half-...possible centaur, I'm not sure. All I know is I wish he was my dad."

CanadianChick is super cool, honestly, but deleting Rondo was a crime.

IT'S A RERUN?!?

Great Moments In Literacy, wildpegasus Edition.

Just like big bro has to finally beat the Patriots. I hope he does, just to stick it to ESPN.

Do you think Omar Minaya will achieve his dream of an all-Latino 25-man roster by 2007? Pesky David Wright.

You're a bad friend.

Unless Big Brother really really loves you, I don't see him lamenting in this manner <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, it's definitely about stalking. I think Laz is out of his element with The Police, quite frankly.

He can speak THIRTY-EIGHT different languages!

Yeah they're like Motown, except the whole "conduct yourselves like professionals and not ridiculous thugs playing with guns" thing.

Cool. So yeah, other TSM guys should go so I can say hi to you.

That is not what I imagined he looked like, incidentally.

Stone Cold Steve Austin didn't want to lose to a B-level announcer. Damn him and such.