The Czech Republic

Yeah this poll was hastily assembled. Luckily you know everything about everything

Angels-ChiSox is impossible too thank god

Andruw Jones singlehandedly resuscitated the Atlanta Braves, so it should be him.

oops Yankees can't play the Angels disregard

Man. I hate five teams, pity the Padres, like the Red Sox, and respect the Braves. This October leaves me unenthused. Yay for three rivals making the postseason and the Cubs shutting the Phillies out. Sorry bout that Al

So a team that came back from 15-30 and fought 3 or 4 clubs all the way to the wire isn't allowed to celebrate the fact that they're one of only 4 NL teams in the playoffs? Please. If the Yankees had lost out the pennant to the Sox but won on the last day to take the WC away from Cleveland they'd be celebrating too. Stop trying to be such a fucking elitist. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He's right though, they are generally a bush-league organization.

So it's true unless it's not? Airtight rebuttal

me or Barron

Shorts are good, but jean shorts make me look like a little kid.

Welcome to the world of regional preference <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How is Dallas "regional" for me? I get them every other week... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The networks still live in 1995. Dallas still gets played everywhere...San Fran sometimes too...and pitiful Green Bay has 3 monday night games. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In ABC's defense, GB was a playoff team last year... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> and in Green Bay's defense, they probably get the best ratings anyway

Well, someone went to the Choken One school of capitalization. Who knew Stewart Copeland was such a bastard?

State-supported churches are relatively secular?

They're both free agents come this offseason, so it's not as if some big move will land those two on the north side. Naturally, both of them have been mentioned as targets for the Cubbies this winter, especially Furcal. I doubt they land both of them, but it'd seem like a given that they wind up with one since Sammy and Nomar will both be off the books in 2006. Moreover, both would be great fits in Chicago and fill several of their needs. As much of an upgrade on all fronts as Burnitz has been over Sosa, I doubt he's brought back. It's seem like a natural fit for Giles to come in to fill that void, since the Cubs would be lacking any sort of power from the left side. Furcal is going to be one of the more touted FA SS's this winter, but I like the Cubs' chance of getting him. They'd likely over him a good multi-year deal and he'd fill the gap at short, be that proven leadoff hitter they still need and provide some speed on the basepaths. I've soured a bit on the value of speed and stolen bases in recent months, but it's still not a bad thing to have a guy who gets on base regularly that can put the pressure on the pitcher because he may swipe a bag. Of course, the Cubs are no strangers to shattering what seem to be the most logical of moves. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Neifi at short. Count on it.

She looked like she was part of some plot at the end.

I was at a party tonight where all I was allowed to play off the iPod was Mudvayne, Korn, ICP, Phish, or System of a Down. I'm now a fan of System of a Down, because that's all I could stand. And I wasn't gonna listen to fuckin' Mudvayne.

Well with most/-est threads, they can only go so far before all the good material is exhausted and it just gets to the point where you list songs you know that kinda fit the category.

Does that mean he beats Kevin Nealon for longest tenure?

Oh god, how did nobody catch this. Just give yourself a second.

Like I've said, I don't watch enough television to care, and bad shows are still bad shows now matter how good the picture is.

Okay, at this point we're just naming songs we know.

Oh no, here comes the vomit...

Mole's been cool lately, but he has improved from being bad.

Twiztid Worst: all of them

Calling you a mentally-impaired Anglesault is hardly taking you seriously, good sir

If Tobias tries to do a chicken dance, he'll probably jut his head out forward and go "cock! cock! cock!"