The Czech Republic

I really think they should consider having the humongous foul ground again, sight lines be damned. The A's have like the best home field advantage in the AL or something, don't they? I'd try to replicate as many of the Oakland Coliseum's quirks as possible, and not doing the whole "a retro facade, with modern amenities!" trap.

That shit ain't Oakland. That's the bastard child of Pac Bell and the Skydome. You gotta have the immense foul territory!

Dammit, Grossman. You were hanging out with the Cubs, weren't you.

I don't get it. It's not as if they fall ass-backwards into every playoff berth and never had a chance anyway. They just lose.

Well, I'm sorry, but you're wrong. It's never Yet Another Sitcom. Even the worst episodes (the slapstick one with Martin Short comes to mind) have better writing than that Will & Grace shit.

...with club sauce

Why am I amused by a football player coming back on to the roster from prison?

Silly Hawks. Why are they trying to improve?

I knew you'd go to bat for him because he plays for the Ravens, but I thought there'd at least be a drop of objectivity. Yeesh

Why is it they became the Orange? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because some people thought they were referring to Native Americans by the term "Orangemen", when in fact Orangemen refers to Protestants in Ireland, who might have had a hand in founding the school... People down here are fucking livid at this. FSU has hired a lawyer and even gotten the governor on their side. This will be a war. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought it was so they could be gender-neutral

"NO! THE ADDAMS FAMILY AND THE MUNSTERS WERE THE SAME SHOW!!" Ron Santo is the new Harry Caray

I think at this point, I need to just enjoy Pat and Ron as a commentary team since this team's goin' nowhere. Just now, after Ron describes how to break in a glove, Pat: "Wow. Spitting, leather, oil, that sounds like a party! Good times!"

Well, lessee. I was shocked to hear about Raffy, whilst I've obviously never figured Jamal Lewis to be any sort of fine upstanding citizen. But Palmeiro just lied about his integrity as a ballplayer, but Jamal Lewis broke the law in a big way. How are you defining "worse"? As in for their respective sport, or just as an individual offense?

Well Maddux, being a pitcher under a guy who strokes it to the sacrifice bunt, I wouldn't expect to get on base much. There's no excuse for the futility of Corey Patterson, who was supposed to be our leadoff man.

So which? Neifi, Nomar, Maddux, Patterson?

Dusty's not gonna be running this team in 20 days, let alone 20 years, with any luck.

You're going to get your ass kicked going around saying dumb shit like that motherfucker. Motherfucker don't even make sense. Pathetic ass emo cutter fag. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shut your BITCH mouth. Too bad you didn't burn to the ground with your Aunt Rachael's restaurant. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rachel's restaurant didn't burn to the ground. She took over Leroy's restaurant after Urkel burned it to the ground. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now I want to cut myself.

Please tell me that was conjecture, and that the lineup in which Jose Macias led off was not yet posted. Please.

Yeah, but Limp Bizkit isn't unlistenable because Fred Durst is a cocksucker, Limp Bizkit is unlistenable because they're really really bad.

I hope it is, that guy was funny as shit! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ripping the flesh off tit!

I post at a TSM offshoot with Marney and MikeSC. No shit

Yes, because Adult Swim only features anime. Try again. Hey, I mentioned the revoiced 60s/70s cartoons, didn't I? No, I said "Adult Swim sucks because they are trying to affect a hipness that they do not possess." Nooooo, I just said my opinion was, minus "I think that" in all necessary instances because it's redundant. JUST FUCKED UP! FUUUUCKED UP! Drinking the blood of a virgin kitten is fucked up. Ripping on Adult Swim is just harmless fish-in-a-barrel fun.

You have a banner comprising Japanese cartoon characters, of course you're going to bat for them. I don't care how relevant National Lampoon is. Adult Swim isn't relevant at all, beyond "hey they show Family Guy!" The whole presentation of Adult Swim is just lame. Not cool. Pretentious without a reason to be. I know I'm going to be lonely in my dissent over here, but seriously, the video was dead-on. It wasn't laugh-out-loud funny, but it was dead-on.

No, there's not. Space Ghost Coast To Coast was funny nine years ago. That's the extent of it, and also, I was in 5th grade. By the way, I watched the Flash video, and you guys would all be going "pwned!" if you actually had good taste in television (i.e. you didn't watch Adult Swim), because they pretty much nailed the whole schtick.

Oh come on, you guys, Adult Swim bumpers are the lamest shit around, except for most of the actual programs featured. How they can try and act hip between their loser shows is anyone's guess. Adult Swim was custom-made for guys in their early twenties who never emerge from their parents' basements, and you can't deny it. I'm not an expert on what's cool, but there's gotta be something cooler than Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab. And everything is more socially acceptable than anime. Futurama is overrated, and everybody has all the first three Family Guy seasons by now anyway. Adult Swim sucks. National Lampoon sucks less. Game over.