The Czech Republic

Man, this is nothing less than a hostile environment for LaTroy, isn't it?

Hawkins at Wrigley. What can I say./

Don't bother asking.

No they cannot. So yeah Aramis should homer right now.

If Jose Macias pinch-hits for Maddux I'm gonna scream. EDIT: Phew. You see, Maddux only has 57 pitches through six, so I wanted him to remain in the game. Also, Macias is awful.

Yeah, well, your mom.

Shit, it's raining yet again, after a 2.43 delay. Don't tell me this game ends up not being official.

So they should be considered doing drugs?

Maddux is the first pitcher to amass >300 wins, <1000 walks, and 3000 strikeouts. Cool stuff. By my count, Lowry has thrown 46 pitches through two innings, so we should beat up their bullpen soon.

Eagleman is in my signature.

Well, I haven't seen a pitch of the San Francisco-Cubs game tonight, but what I have seen is the Victory Auto Wreckers commercial. I forgot to tape it, Agent, I'm sorry. That old car might be worth money!

It's fair. And I was so excited when I realized that was really a wolf, or bear!

A post!

I can copy-paste LiveJournals too.

My Bloody Valentine Oasis Blur Muse Coldplay Bush U2 O.A.R.

I mean, he really was. He was wearing girls pants, liked emo, and was gay.

Soundgarden The Smiths Papa Roach Lamb of God Anal Cunt 4 Non Blondes The Electric Light Orchestra

Dallas is large enough that it can care for more than the Cowboys, I feel. And it's not even Charlotte that has the Hurricanes, it's freakin' Raleigh-Durham, the nucleus of college basketball, and for their first two years, Greensboro. They're only in town so that NC State could justify moving into the RBC Center.

Here is a conversation I had Monday night. (to my friend)"I hate emo fags in girls pants." (from behind me) "I'm an emo fag in girls pants." "...so you are." Boy did I feel self-conscious!

I figured since there are so many threads like "bands that were good and got bad," "bands that were bad but got good," "bands that were never good," "bands that were never bad," we might as well just list bands.

Weezer Nirvana Fountains of Wayne Anal Cunt Dave Matthews Band Body Count Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young

No it's not just like that. The White Sox are the bastard stepchild of Chicago sports. I can't in good conscience turn around and root for the White Sox to win it all. That's almost as lame as "doin' it for the conference."

Denver would've gotten an expansion team anyway.

Food!! I'm looking for food! Nightly strolls turn me on, looking for food. (Chorus) Evil tales of abbattoir, butchers of human meat. Stabbing my victims to fullfill their every need. Systematic death, mutilated gore. Bodies ripped apart, all you do is scream for more. Grab her from behind, taking my knife I slit her throat. Stick it deep, I carve away, total erect she is my prey. Taking home the silent stump, to broil and blaze for my fucking lunch. Clean and cut to perfect chuncks, butchered and froze, food for a mouth. Her sweet ass I use for stew. Silent stump, broil and blaze. Butchered and froze to perfect chuncks. Food for a month. Her sweet ass I use!

Fuck it.