The Czech Republic

How long has Nevin been in San Diego? EDIT: THis is his seventh season. He should veto this, yeah. Padres won't benefit from Ponson.

When I was a dog, my dog swallowed my dad's wedding ring. It was awesome.

I like how they're not written in traditional song form. It feels more epic, more Viking.

What about the music on Frank Zappa's Jazz From Hell? It's not really jazz, but it's not really electronic either.

That logo sucks change it back change it back change it back it's all wrong fix it now

Hey the Chicago Blackhawks are run like shit. They're a large-market Original Six team with a Cup drought. The longest in the league, in fact. Help us, Bettman!

THEY DO IT TO THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE TEAM IS POORLY OPERATED What the hell is the league supposed to do? Block their "washed-up star for a handful of draft picks" trades? I can't believe the NHL tries to make the Rangers suck. They're just a bad club.

I'm not saying they planned his death, smart guy, but they went out of their way to make him look like an ass as punishment for rightfully objecting to an angle that they thought was brilliant. My point is, it's damned hard to go against what the writers plan for you.

Lewis (mistreated)

My friend works at a country club selling alcohol to golfers. She's always being proposed to.

I don't. I'm left-handed when I'm not writing and for some reason I feel I am at a disadvantage. Is there a name for people like me, these lefties-but-righties-for-writing?

Woody Paige should never be the one who has to counter a boorish act.

I was rooting for the Red Sox, because I like the team, but I never said we, because I can't call myself part of Red Sox Nation and mean it.

Owen Hart didn't want to run an angle he didn't like. If a respected established star couldn't turn down an offensive angle without catching hell from the writers and getting punished, how do you expect a farm system call-up to get himself out of something?

That was six years too late.

Drunk guys have been golfing long before Tiger Woods hit the scene. Drunk guys and golf are inextricably tied.

No. He couldn't have said no. You can't accurately compare Mick Foley of 1996 to Mark Magnus of 2004. When Foley came into the WWF, he was a somewhat established star, sought out for notable work in WCW, ECW, and Japan. He couldn't veto everything McMahon said, but he could fine-tune things a bit, because he did have enough capital built up by then. Magnus just came up through OVW. Who is he to say "I won't work this gimmick"? Now I'm not of the whole Bob Holly school of "YOU HAVE 2 PAY YOUR DOOOOOZ!!!" but I think you do need to build up some capital before you start refusing assignments. It'd be like a call-up from AAA telling the manager he's not gonna bunt. Yeah, maybe he shouldn't, because bunting is dumb, but really, shut your freakin' mouth.

I skip it. It's too long.

I'm really hard-pressed to challenge this statement. I came up with a bunch of stuff and then scratched them all out. What's left to do in music?

Oh man. I don't think I'd be able to handle it. Does Bill have a blog? That might be the next best thing.

WE?!?! You're a Cubs fan, you dumb prick. Damaramu says hi.

I hate everything associated with the sport of golf, so I'm just going to say Michael Jordan wins, even though I didn't really look at the question and don't care to anyway. EDIT: Okay I did look. How has Tiger Woods had any impact on society? Because he proved that rich entitled black kids can be successful golfers too?

He should be sent back down to OVW to work on his wrestling and his talking. His promos weren't that good, youse guys.

1. Meticulously real? What the fuck? Curbstomp yourself. 2. Frank Zappa started off in Cucamonga, I think.

I never liked the Hassan character, but I don't fault the guy for saying yes. He's a rookie. Refusing an assignment could do more to blackball him than this will.