The Czech Republic

He said he knew from an inside source that the officials were calling more on Yao. That stuff can't fly.

That's a smorgasbord of losses to eat.

It'll have to be a retractable-roof park, and what happens if the citizens don't feel like funding a brand-new state-of-the-art ballpark? And in the three or so years it will take to construct it, you'll have everybody sweating their asses off at a AAA park. It's just not worth it to do Las Vegas, for so many reasons.

I thought this would be a good time to whip out my arguments against racial profiling: -What's keeping Arabs from disguising themselves as some other ethnicity to avoid suspicion? -If Oklahoma City taught us ANYTHING, its that ANYONE can be a terrorist. Anybody can be a terrorist, but Arab men sure seem to dominate the market.

Interesting.

Where's Randy Orton?

Or you could teach evolution in both. Creationism as actual history? So did the world only begin 12 000 years ago in your class? We held debates over which it was, and learned arguments for each. Canopy Theory and stuff like that

I'm gonna cut a promo on you.

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I looked into some stuff about the parties, and it seems like the LibDems are the ones who want to scale back government and make it less invasive, so that's cool with me.

So...that would be like 3 people, right? I think more than three people read his book and took it as gospel.

That's Illinois. And Wisconsin. And New York. And Pennsylvania. And Oregon. Urban areas vote Democratic.

Yeah, especially given that the wild card invariably has a better record than one or even both of the other division winners. If the AL adds two teams, which it will inevitably do, they can't go to four divisions of four like the NFL, because the wild card will be gone and also, the divisions will REALLY suck.

"My other problem is people who misuse the word literally. Because when you misuse literally, you're using it in the exact fucking opposite way it was meant to be used. It's not like penultimate and ultimate, where you're just off by one. You completely fucked up. And the worst offenders are sportscasters: HE LITERALLY RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF ON THAT PLAY! ...no he didn't. That's not right. You shouldn't be paid to sit in front of a microphone and describe things. And then my friend was like 'Dude, I LITERALLY shit my pants.' So I said 'well what did you do with them?' 'I said, I literally shit my pants!' 'No, no, I mean, what did you do with your shitty pants?'"

They do look a little baggy, those Wizards, but no more than any other team in the league. You'd think wearing shorter shorts and more snug jerseys would make you more aerodynamic or something.

"Did I remember to turn off the stove?" *pause* "Yes" I thought that was funny. Parody has to be done right. If its not done right. the whole gag will flop. I personally found Passion of the Christ 2 skit not funny, except for the title. The fact that it was made into a black/white buddy-cop movie, and the other guy was of course Chris Tucker, who apparently does nothing but black/white buddy-cop movies, made it funny to me. Oh by the way, better than Stewie spanking Chris was Chris talking back to Brian. "I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!" But yeah "I got hit with a ba-a-aseball..." was good too

The league says the Wizards are wearing their shorts too long or too low or something. Talk about a pressing issue!

"certified pre-aired"

Hey Slapnuts! The NBA says to pull up your pants!

Rickey Henderson thinks the Yankees should bring back Rickey Henderson. Rickey Henderson isn't joking. Rickey Henderson can add a lot to a team, a certain thing that only Rickey Henderson can provide. Rickey Henderson loves baseball, always has, always will. There are 30-year-old guys that are in worse shape than Rickey Henderson. Let me call Rickey Henderson to talk this over with Rickey Henderson. Rickey Henderson? Are you there? It's me! You! Rickey Henderson! AND THAAAT'S THE RICKEY HENDERSON BIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!

The AL will add two before MLB takes away two, now that baseball is big again. Like Al said, Portland and Vegas could be viable candidates, so could Memphis or Nashville. if that happens I'd like to see one team in the AL West, one team in the AL East, and the Blue Jays getting shifted to the AL Central to be with Cleveland and Detroit, two cities that are closer to Toronto geographically than Boston or St. Petersburg.

I see what you're saying, but I think you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who thinks the Bulls ended their year in disappointment. This whole year has just been something else, after six awful years of 20-some-win seasons and all.

Just move them to the N.L. West and make it a six team division and move the Pirates to the East where they should already be. Better yet, move the Las Vegas Marlins (or whatever they'd be called) to the _AL_ West (since that division has only four teams right now), and move the Pirates to the NL East as you suggested. Then every division has five teams, and the two leagues are even. Hey genius. If it was that easy, they'd have done it that way. You can't have a league that plays every day with an odd number of teams. Nobody wants all that interleague all year long. I'm sorry but it seems like I've explained the "durrr why aren't there 15 and 15" thing a hundred times.

Just move them to the N.L. West and make it a six team division and move the Pirates to the East where they should already be. The Pirates' were in a division with the Cubs and Cardinals for years, that shouldn't change.

Damn, I thought everyone had forgetten about that. With a perfect follow-up like that one, you're infamous for life.