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MUTHA FUCK THE GUBMINT Do people sit in rooms thinking of ways to make more people want to bomb their local DMV? EDIT: Of course they do, and they probably work for the DMV.

Joe Buck is magical like Wonder Bread is caviar.

I thought the uniform policy violations now entailed the shorts being too short. Everyone wears their shorts really long/low now. (I assume John Stockton was grandfathered in when the policy was revised.)

B-B-B-BUT REBOUNDS AND ASSISTS DEFINE GREATNESS!

Ben Gordon wasn't "on" a better team. Ben Gordon made the better team. He didn't just coast to the 4 seed in Chicago. Important games were won because of him. Subtract him and the Bulls are battling for the 8 seed.

I know British politics are different than ours, but I got a chuckle out of INXS voting Conservative. So what exactly do the Tories stand for these days anyway?

Okafor beat Gordon for Rookie Of The Year. Fuck that noise. I guess padding your stats on a hopeless team means more than being a cornerstone of the third-best team in the conference.

I like "Wonderwall" EDIT: The Gallaghers are still idiots, though.

Ha. I'm a music fan that goes out of his way to avoid MTV and VH1.

How is that good news? We won when he played and lost when he sat.

Oh by the way, on this topic, what's with the WB calling new episodes "fresh" episodes? I understand they're trying to be hip and cool and all that jazz, but given how the majority of WB programming is tired rehashed uninventive crap, they're better off just calling it a "new" episode than the flagrant false advertising of "fresh." "Scuffling."

Lot of weird ass shit goin' down in my neck of the woods. Kid up in Lake Villa flies through a sunroof and electrocutes himself on a power line 50 feet above ground, the feds are in Chicago raiding City Hall, mom in Hoffman Estates stabs her children to death 200 times to prevent them from being molested. No slow news days here no sir.

Appropriate comment.

Going out in style.

I got a laugh out of it. It's pretty cool...i remember watching that shit. But i was always kinda scared of him. I assume Bozo's show was based in Chicago? I understand there were several Bozoes, but the longest-running and best-known Bozo was taped at channel 9's studio. It was smaller than you thought!

I wish it was Sean Penn. A Yankees rotation with a guy named Sean Penn and a guy named Wang who goes against Bush, they deserve the pennant.

Oh, wow, Farrakhan, Sharpton, and Jackson. That's the Roman Triumvirate Of Suck right there.

Yeah that'd be like a Syrian guy going by "Danny Thomas," or a Lebanese guy named "Jamie Farr." Like I said, it's not a confirmed fact, it's just what i read. I would be happy if someone could disprove it. I'm sure it isn't too hard. Did you get my point, though?

It was some horror movie. It's not like I settled down for a screening of Barbershop.

You guys, you no-sold my Bozo story. My childhood is much more important and compelling than some indie fed.

Kerry Wood hasn't done a lot to justify his existence lately. Can we pawn him off to the Devil Rays for something? Anything?

Do they issue press releases for this shit? At any rate, I now deem that here at forums.thesmartmarks.com, we change all instances of "hustle" to "bustle." Pete Rose is Charlie Bustle. Derek Jeter shows good bustle on the baseline. I read Bustler magazine. There's too much bustle and bustle around here.

If FOOTBALL~!!! was off the air, there'd be even more bitching, and you'd all bitch right along, so shut up. Except me. I think ESPN's coverage of the NFL is horrid in all its forms.

God protected Hampton Roads from getting hit by a hurricane because Pat told Him to. Yeah, I put a lot of stock in what Pat Robertson says.

Yeah that'd be like a Syrian guy going by "Danny Thomas," or a Lebanese guy named "Jamie Farr."