The Czech Republic

"BOOM! Harrington goes down. You gotta watch out for those big ol' defensive linemen! Remember, 90% of the game is half-mental." "This looks like a very serious injury, as you can tell from my serious tone of voice." "His legs are cooler than the other side of the pillow."

Bigger playoff implications and bigger media markets, probably

Well this is an anal-retentive bunch here, so maybe it's not so crazy after all

I crack skulls, motherfucker.

What is Toxic about? I've never heard it.

Boston Boston Boston Boston Yankees Yankees Yankees Yankees?

Obligatory mention: if the Rockets, Bulls, Pistons, Celtics, or Spurs win the championship, it will be one of the same teams to have won a title since 1984. Throw in the 76ers and it's one of the same teams since '81, because you can add another Celtics win in there as well.

You would think that since they're all under the Disney umbrella, Michaels and Madden would move to ESPN and stay on Monday night. But this is ESPN, so the inherent flaw in that is that Stuart Scott is not involved. I predict a Stuart Scott-Joe Theismann-Mike Golic booth.

So I guess "New York humor" means "shitty humor"

Whoa, don't look now, here we come! The flyover states are back for revenge, and this time it's personal!

Talk about a one-track mind.

He forgot he was a comedian and not a legitimate voice on important issues.

My dad and I listened to Air America for like a week last year to see what it was all about. You know, during the brief window of time that they had a Chicago affiliate before they screwed that up. We agreed that a little Al Franken goes a long way, and more than 10 minutes of his show was torture, Randi Rhodes (sp?) was god-awful, and that this network had no right to last more than a year.

I have a problem with people who intentionally don't flush. My God. Why?

We can't all be as snobbishly cool as Edwin. Is anyone thinking what I'm thinking?

invincible? or invisible?

Does anyone think it could come down to coaching in Bulls-Wizards? Bulls were down by 19 to the Hawks in the 3rd, and apparently, Scott Skiles just fucking ripped into them, and suddenly, the Bulls were up by like 21. He said he only had so many bullets he could use like that, and he's been saving them. Hmm.

Thanks to XM, I listened to the radio call featuring Dave Campbell and some PBP guy. Campbell is wasted on ESPN radio. He is really damned good, describes things without insulting the viewers' intelligence. Morgan was fully aroused during the 10th. I was expecting him to start dry humping Jon Miller as he was so hot for that bunting action. "Oh man, bunting works! Look at it work! Woo boy!" "Sure does Joe, I'm convinced!" The only thing missing was a reference to Moneyball, a book written by A's general manager Billy Beane. Joe Morgan's personal copy.

Diss My Farns one was better

Should have kicked a fan, seeing as he looked like Kyle f'n Farnsworth out there

LaTroy Hawkins is probably like, "man, that Kolb guy doesn't have the presence to close."

Tough situation, Al. Your Phillies are gonna win, but it's going to be by bunting, with Joe Morgan in the booth chuckling with glee at small ball being better than Moneyball.

Someone should have rocked against Kerry. That guy rocks like a dead fish.

Some game here. Go Braves

Hey, the Golden State Warriors will be honoring Run T-M-C by wearing throwbacks...from 1967.