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Xenon was a robot from Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad.

Breaking news.

Hey guys, celebrating somebody's neck injury is kind of sick.

AC/DC > Miles Davis, maaaaaan

I hope Bob Ryder tries to get a final tally and nobody is aware.

Nigga, please. If somebody staying at MY house where I pay the bills has got a problem with me going through their things on MY property, they need to hit the bricks instead of waiting on me to toss them on their ass out the door. Yeah's she's not a stranger there for coffee. SHE IS SLEEPING WITH HIM. (or was)

I think the guy's just a troll so might as well just ignore him. Girl show you're tirts

Johnny Ace is Dusty Rhodes?

You know after being in a long-term relationship for as many years as they have, it's not exactly overstepping your boundaries to go digging through the purse of the girl you've been sleeping with.

Hey just for shits, here are Earl Weaver's ten laws. This has no real purpose, I just thought I'd transcribe them for those who haven't read Weaver On Strategy yet. 1. Nobody's going to give a damn in July if you lost a game in March. 2. If you don't make any promises to your players, you won't have to break them. 3. The easiest way around the bases is with one swing of the bat. 4. Your most precious possessions on offense are your 27 outs. 5. If you only play for one run, that's all you'll get. 6. Don't play for one run unless you know that run will win the game. 7. It's easier to find four good starters than five. 8. The best place for a rookie pitcher is long relief. 9. The key step for an infielder is the first one, before the ball is hit. 10. Arguing with the umpire is the job of the manager, because it won 't hurt the team if he is ejected.

His groin is sore. I don't get the Macias thing either.

Curt Schilling does! Enough to compensate for everyone that doesn't care.

I honestly don't think Dusty deserves to finish out the season. Someone needs to right this ship FAST.

African-American.

Yeah, at what point do you stop being an African-American and just be an American.

I like the story about how CBS News made them call black Jamaicans "African-Americans."

NAACP is an organization that was once good but has outlived its usefulness and become rather silly.

Well there won't be any white stars on the Cubs, because they ahve to be kept out of the sun.

My point is, he starts games poorly, and if you bring him into the game in a save situation, he'll promptly blow it by giving up four runs.

But you know people would if Bush was. Absolutely, and that's fucked up.

I can't imagine that anybody would have cheered when Kennedy was shot. That's inhuman.

Um, make his first inning the ninth inning? Are you mad?

I think Kerry Wood's time is almost up in Chicago. I can't be the only one losing my patience.

Hi, I'm Kerry Wood. I'm lauded as the ace of the best rotation in the majors and I give up 5 runs in the first two innings. As the third out of the 6th inning is being recorded, I have a better chance of being in Bangladesh than on the pitcher's mound, because I tend to throw 100 pitches before the end of the 5th.

I think baseball already is more popular than the NBA. Baseball is rising, NBA is falling.