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Die. Cubs opener starts in minutes. Wind is blowing in, so Wood has no excuses to fuck it up. He's against Chris Capuano, who is no stud. I won't accept a loss.

Not being a South Sider, I never read the Sun-Times, but I bet that if I did, I would read a Jay Mariotti article that was like "Bulls won't win. They'll drop the rest of their regular season schedule and get swept in the first round. Don't get your hopes up."

Now there's a commercial for homes on Lake Carroll that looks like it's from like 1983. Weird station, that channel 9.

I counted 30 window closings.

Oh God, I can't stop it.

Ripper was right.

And now the "Rev. Robert Barron" is on the midday news. What a day!

Also, it turned out to be a copy of Royal Rumble '93 that I borrowed from my friend and never returned.

I tried to record over whatever was in the VCR but I tore the fucking copy protection tab off

YES I JUST SAW VICTORY AUTO WRECKERS ON WGN

I want DeLay out. He's not doing anyone any favors right now. Well, other than himself. He needs to step down.

I'm Ron Czecxico.

But it's green.

I'll fuck you up, Meatwad, sensitive time-traveling animator that I am.

In 5th grade we used to have rasslin' matches out past the ol' playground where teach' couldn't find us. There were five of us, and one or two would sit on the swings and call the match. I lost to a hammerlock, and I was pretty upset. One of the kids was on the swing, laughing at me. I kicked him in the chin and he flew backwards off the swing. I would have gotten away with it, because we all had a pact to never go cryin' to teacher, but some girl tattled on us so she could earn safety patrol points. Because it was my first offense and I said how sorry I was, most of us just had to stay in for recess one day, and we couldn't rassle no more.

The Bulls could win 50 games if they run the table, a feat which really isn't quite as impossible as you think. New York, Toronto, Detroit, Washington, Orlando, Atlanta, New York, Indiana. No excuse to lose the Hawks, Raptors, and Magic games. The win against the Wizards would be huge, as well as one against the Pacers. The only question mark left is the game with the Pistons, but I'm crossing my fingers for an upset.

This is cool. Now Michael Vick and I have something in common: foreign countries as aliases.

Nope. Tom is the Exterminator. Ted Kennedy is the Hammer. No wait Ted Kennedy is the Hammered BAH-ZING

The Hartford Whalers were cool.

Random thoughts on this thread, in order of how they occurred to me as I read down the page: Short guys have fight in them. I swear. Like half the wrestling team at my school a few years ago were all short guys that were just wired as fuck and could beat the shit out of people in a split-second. Fun to watch! Shut up, CronoT. Nobody here likes you. Shut up, John Madden. Nobody anywhere likes you. Damaramu is to being big as Popick is to being an economist. I love people who would argue with me in high school and their big knockout punch was "yeah well shut up I can bench more than you." PWNED. I'll be the first to admit I have no upper body strength because I've been in a vicious cycle of my exercise always consisting of jogging and running so that my leg muscles were strong but my arm muscles went neglected and I could never work on that in fear of being told "hah d00d why even try I can bench more than you" so I'd just go run laps some more. Oh well. If this thread was "big gays," it'd be in the WWE folder. Indiana. What a place.

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I was at the library the other day doing some reading. I needed to use the computer to find a book I was looking for, but they were all being used, one of them notably by some skinny little geek looking at wwedivas.com pictures of Lita. Yeah, Lita. So I walked behind him, patted him on the shoulder, and politely asked him to either defer the computer to me so I can use it for its intended purpose, or find a hotter girl to stare at pictures of. Poor guy looked like he was gonna piss himself, which amused me to no end, because it's not like I have an imposing figure. I'm like the child of Seth McFarlane and Keanu Reeves in a pair of emo glasses.

I don't like it either, however I am outspoken in my anti-GnRness.

Piss just sent me a song by the Residents the other night, "Rest Aria." I really liked it.

Maybe a foreign head of state wrote it and somebody here plagiarized it, that would be consistent with how you operate, Biden