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Me, without a gun-arm-----------------Bob Barron, without a gun-arm

It could be Sgt. Pepper themed too. This could be CronoT. This could be a good handful of people on the board. Not me though because my hair isn't that color and college food hasn't made me that fat yet. Yet. I drew this of me a long time ago. I still wear those glasses but I lost the shirt

Let's draw ourselves in MS Paint, looking angry, and then compile them all to make a big mob like the old early 90s Royal Rumble video releases.

BUT IT IS THE MOST TAXING SPORT KNOWN TO MAN. IT IS FOOTBALL. FOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAALLLL

1. Yes it does. 2. Click your name, and find all posts by this poster, who is you in this case. That should work

Well at least he intended to fuck shit up and it wasn't a case of "what happens when I put _____ in the microwave"

"Didja Get Any Onya?" and "Orange County Lumber Truck" are probably the highlights for me, at least. Fantastic cover art too.

Who gives a shit? Green Day is awful.

The name is cool.

Pope D'Ontwaine. How could they not tell?

OHL Playoffs are on now, so I don't really care. Tomorrow Ottawa should get done mopping up the Colts. Oh trust me, the US has plans for the OHL as well. We will totally kill hockey. Future tense? Hmm. Interesting. Hi. I'm a non-Democrat from the United States, and I don't hate Canada, nor do I make fun of it in anything more than a light, joking manner. Actually, I sorta like Canada. I want to take their citizenship test to see if I could make it in.

You mean musicians whose likenesses are worn on t-shirts by stupid kids at the mall who pretend to "totally respect everything they've done for music, man, because, dude, they're like, they're fucking legends."

Well there's Tom Hanks, romantic comedy vet that he is, and I think after stints as an A's fan and Tribe fan, is now rooting for the Sawx. I could live with that because Tom Hanks is always good, but the age difference might have been a little odd

There's also commercial breaks, time between possessions, clock stoppages, halftime, and all that fun stuff. The game doesn't stop for commercial breaks, but timeouts do occur. All these things also apply to baseball too, except for halftime.. Baseball stoppages aren't as bothersome as football stoppages though. Everything feels more laid back, it's like you can afford to wait a minute. It's a nice day, why rush? Football is so overhyped as A BATTLE BETWEEN MEN, BIG MEN, BIG MEN ON A FIELD OF WARFARE IN WHICH THE PACE OF BATTLE IS AS UNRELENTING AS THE PAIN THEY INFLICT, that when you have to sit there in the stands with the cold wind blowing in your face as you sit there with a letter painted on your body in lieu of a shirt, waiting for everyone to stop grabbing each other's asses and pick a position to get into, it's really just tedious, if nothing else.

Brenly is a friend of Dusty, so if you're looking for an an ass-kisser, Brenly's your man. Oh man. It's gonna be a long summer.

Sharpies are safer than labels, actually. Any felt-tip marker should be good, just don't use a ballpoint pen

Well, Al.... look a pony!

I think Dusty is making Ryan Dempster the #5 starter, which might be questionable. I thought he was limited to relief appearances because of the surgery

bwahaha take that Slayer go Illini

I guess Len Kasper is passable. I don't think I care for Bob Brenly at all. Looks like I've gotta do 720 for commentary and mute the TV. I'm telling yout they should have just put Pat and Ron on both.

Dusty Baker read this, and thought to himself "You can't beat ME, McClendon. Just you wait. Just you wait."

It's baseball and hockey for me. A good basketball game is right up there, but a bad one is as boring as football is to me.

Which third-world countries are primarily Catholic? Are you talking Latin America?

You're probably right. Though Fox News could improve exponentially by firing Shepard Smith. Seriously that guy is like the worst person on there. Also, Bob Marley. Overrated and I can't stand people that go through their Bob Marley worship phase in high school where they smoke lots of pot and carry around tote bags.

I can't believe I just now caught the irony of Bob Barron being angry about someone not being a total fan of the Red Sox