The Czech Republic

Gordon to Chandler who scores and is fouled to win by three. EDIT: MOTHERFUCKIN JAMES MOTERFUCK

Lower than fart jokes?

by the Smiths?

HTQ is the Pope of bad jokes. The Puntiff, if you will

Thank God.

I'm not gonna edit this.

Um...I dunno. Maybe Michael Barrett will go crazy beat the shit out them. I dunno. Stop trying to use facts to prove me wrong

Twins-Padres? Good GOD no

Hinrich is back for tonight's game against the Cavaliers. Phew.

I can't buy the Astros finishing ahead of the Cubs. Sorry. Cardinals can. Astros cannot. By the way I love the three-way NL Central rivalry, even more than the much-more-publicized AL East. The Astros can bring Chicago and St. Louis fans together, if only for a moment, in Houston-hating harmony.

TSM Terri Schiavo Candlelight Vigil at 7 pm Central tonight. be there

I hope it's the Astros, so that he can confound Phil "aw durn I forgot how to do a double switch" Garner

How about when it has a Jason Kidd and a Vince Carter?

OMG PIMPSKY HIS SHIRT IS BURGUNDY AND HIS TIE IS MAGENTA I'M ON MY KNEES ALREADY

If the wardrobe department put this much work into Tyson Tomko or Gene Snitsky, would the reaction be the same?

I don't think there's anyone in the country wanting New Jersey to get in. What an unlikable team.

Yeah Russo was shitty and all, we know, but everyone had something to do. There were hardly as many guys then as there are now who just mill around with no storyline or anything. If you weren't Mexican or Japanese, Russo could find a place for you.

Yeah that spoke volumes.

Again, I'll ask, if you were at a show and a wrestler you had grown up watching for years fell from a scaffold and died right in front of you, would you even WANT to stay for the duration of the card? I guess you have to blame Russo and his crazy shit for some people thinking it was a work, but if I saw something like that, especially from the floor seats or lower deck, I think I'd catch on, even as the 7th grader I had been at the time, that something was very wrong, and I would not be in the mood to watch more wrestling that night.

How does AIM just up and die

"Blue." Such a good song.

He still sent him to Duke University to go on a special diet to lose weight. Granted, Yoko lost no weight it seemed, but Vince still sent him home to diet. Yeah, college campuses are known for weight loss.

If Meatwad doesn't do TSM Comic Adventures, I'll have to.

I thought you returned it