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Something smells like MikeSC in here

Dude. Your sig. Is that you, or a Manning.

If he said Teresa had "back", I might have considered not mocking him. -=Mike "Hey, T-Heinz. Break me off a little something. Something."

That's exactly what I said!

Holy shit how did I not see this one. Okay youse guys. What the FUCK is your fixation on quality menswear? God. Of all the absurd trends this folder has seen, I gotta say one of the biggest and weirdest is fawning over a large ripped man in a purple pinstriped suit. Is this some deep-seated psychological issue because you only wear an old nWo Wolfpac shirt from 1998 and envy the fashion sense assigned to him by the wardrobe department? Or do you just wanna jump the guy. First of all, it doesn't make much sense for him OR Orton to still dress well as part of their character, since that's a distinct and obvious Evolution holdover. How are they distancing themselves from Hunter and Flair? Everyone's going at it in expensive suits and sunglasses, and there's no difference between anyone. And speaking of Orton, God forbid Batista starts assaulting and harassing women while nicely dressed, or you guys are gonna collectively shoot off enough semen to fill a kiddie pool or two. How stupid is it to like a guy because he dresses up for wrestling shows? He's really nothing special otherwise. It's a silly thing to obsess over to simply justify liking him for the sake of seeing Triple H lose, who is more entertaining than Batista on the canvas and the microphone, even at his slackingest. Triple H wears nice suits too. Why don't you all go suck HIS dick for a while.

A fan who just came in in 2002? Hah! But if there was one, I assume he'd ask around and figure it out

hey mxyamatosis is Radiohead gonna have their new album out this year? You know now that I actually like them and think they're geniuses

^ my favorite liberal

Lord Fuckington.

Oh yeah you're right. Haha. Still he should have made comments about how he appreciates a little meat on those bones, if you know what he's sayin'.

Well, nothing's more debilitating than death.

I'm telling you, Jericho or Benoit winning the MITB and using the contract to win the belt from an exhausted HHH is the only way to send the fans home happy. No, Batista doesn't count.

It doesn't feel like WrestleMania to me. It's at a typical venue with a typical eight-match card, with main events of two midcard-caliber gimmicks and Triple H against a guy who I still can't buy as a top-quality wrestler.

04 Mariners had a tremendous pitching staff? I know they had Jamie Moyer, and Freddy Garcia was there for a while before they shipped him to the South Side, but who else was there

I hope Michael Schiavo confesses to being the reason she was in this state by removing a hood from his head and declaring "It was me Terri! It was me all along!" Aw, son of a bitch!

I have a feeeling more Democrats in the US have been called red commie bastards than actual red commie bastards have

Yeah. Cannot reiterate enough how the Nazis just did it in style. Who here has seen Triumph Of The Will? Michael Moore wishes he could sway the feelings of the population like Leni Riefenstahl could.

Right, so cut out fuel, and you can focus on plastics and the many other things we need petroleum for. Yeah Kennedys waste a lot of stuff. They don't need THAT much alcohol to reach intoxication. Also, that car Ted drove off a bridge had a few clicks of the ol' odometer left in it.

I wish John Kerry had made a bid to be an honorary black man. So much comedy left unexploited.

Maybe somebody will rig her up like a marionette doll, make her get out out of bed, and say "WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME! IT'S ALL THE DEMOCRATS FAULT" and then dramatically collapse, and then somebody tears away a curtain to reveal Tom DeLay working the strings.

Names. Hitler is easy; German as a language is threatening and martial and all that. Stalin is Russian for "man of steel." Pol Pot sounds like a clown.

It doesn't matter whether Hillary Clinton is pandering to the left or the right, as she's been known to do lately, she's still insufferable and reprehensible. Funny how that works.

Yes. We'll never run out of oil before we move beyond oil. We'll never run out of trees as we replace them. We'll never run out of any metals. Well I know we don't have to worry about trees, because we have more trees in North America now than before the white devils ravaged the land with their greed and hate. I'm not so confident about oil though. We need to get that alternative energy source figured out quick, so we can allocate what's left from vehicle fuel to, you know, everything else we manufacture

I'm glad he realized he needs to phase himself out as an on-screen persona. Though I do love Vince in small doses, too much of The Fighting McMahons made for bad TV, as we know.

Bulls are solid. No team outside of the Heat and Pistons will "own" them. (Well the Nets maybe for unexplained reasons) EDIT: Also, Larry Brown might not come back. The Pistons sans Brown are a just a .500 team. If they're in the playoffs with Gar Heard at the helm, they're hardly a lock.