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I can assure you, speaking as someone who may potentially be licensed to practice law as early as this year, that THIS is the funniest line this thread will ever produce. If you have any goals towards being a defense attorney, then this is a very true statement. You know Johnnie was the fucking MAN. No doubt. He's the bad guy, but he's just too damn good at what he does to really hate him. Like a black Bar-admitted Robert E. Lee.

I'm just rippin' off Bruiser Chong

How is that a personal attack

Also, how do you feel about Agent, who ostensibly does most of his posting in early hours? Does he bother you?

Maybe when you started sucking his cock in every thread From what I can tell, you got up at six fucking thirty to say that, maybe earlier since you're in the midwest what with the time zone and all. I don't know why, but people that come on here first thing in the morning to scour TSM bother me. That was a lame comeback. I couldn't sleep last night; it was louder than usual and I had some studying to do.

I like his remixes.

Moises Alou's first skin care product hits stores, a kind of mud face pack described as, "entirely organic, with bits of peanuts and corn." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We'll be sued by some obscure company for copyright infringement and have to change our name like the WWF had to a few years ago. Allied States of American here we come. United States of Entertainment

Just saw it on CNN, no confirmation yet on cnn.com Wow, everyone's dropping. At this rate a TSM poster is gonna be gone by Tuesday

Kotz really takes his mod job seriously for a guy who was given the spot as a joke.

STOP SAYING HEH ALOT IS NOT ONE WORD

Maybe when you started sucking his cock in every thread

A younger pope could really help the Catholic Church appeal to the lucrative 18-34 demographic.

I really like the title track of that album. The brass sections have some cool parts in there early on. I'll agree that it's tough to beat "Big Swifty" though, but I would add "and 'Waka/Jawaka' too" because I've always loved that song too.

Who are these people who say their favorite Pink Floyd album is The Final Cut?!? Holy shit worst Floyd album I've ever heard. I bought it tonight solely to own all fifteen studio releases, and I was so thoroughly disappointed. I came in with low expectations and I STILL didn't enjoy it at all. Okay maybe "When The Tigers Broke Free" is okay, but that was just tacked on the re-release a few months ago and was supposed to be on The Wall along with "What Shall We Do Now?" if not for time constraints. It's everything annoying about Roger Waters: "wah wah my daddy died" lyrics, writing everything in list form (see "Eclipse" and "WSWDN?" which are awesome tracks in spite of list lyrics, "Take Up Thy Stethoscope..." is most certainly not), and god-awful singing by Waters with seemingly none by Gilmour. Richard Wright was gone, so his keyboard parts are replaced by Michael Kamen's unnecessarily bombastic orchestrations a la The Wall. Minus "Tigers" it ranged from watered-down Wall to just plain bad. I only bought this because I had to have them all. What a waste. I'll possibly never listen to it again. EDIT: Oh I almost forgot: the reverb abuse runs rampant again, carrying over from The Wall. Man I can't believe what an about-face I've done on that ol' double album

Did you see Fred Willard accidentally call him "Reggie Smith"? Man I love Inside The NBA. Dare I say it's a better recap show than the Krukeriffic Baseball Tonight?

He said there was no excuse for Wilkins not getting in because he's the 9th-best scorer in league history, one of the most colorful players, and that when he left the Atlanta Hawks, the Hawks fell off the planet. He's also getting quite ornery about having to show Lakers games every week even though they're well out of it.

They announce on Monday. All they announced on Inside The NBA was that Nique was not inducted.

How did Dominique Wilkins get shot down for the Hall of Fame?!?

Yes, he wanted to be next to the wife he has been cheating on and fathering a new family against --- but her family, no, they didn't need to be there. I just hope he ends up in the hottest corner of Hell. -=Mike Someone tried to say Michael Schiavo was a hero for what he did. Oh come on. He's a shady character and probably a slimy bastard, but he was the one who legally had the call. That's it. He's no hero. Nobody with a mustache like that is a hero.

Nailed a buzzer-beating 3-pointer to send the game into overtime. Thing was, Brendan Malone decided that Lebron should make every shot in OT, and Chicago decided to put three or four guys on him, and they scored two whole points in OT. yay Bulls 40-31

I was so gonna start this thread I love that song

Gnomes? So yeah Igauskas fouls out on his seventh. Special night Kevin Harlan said the United Center was on the South Side. oops. West.

I also dreamed that the Bulls had beaten the Cavaliers already, Timberwolves-Lakers had already begun, and Marv Labert was smoking a cigar. Imagine my disgust when such had not happened

I took a nap now and just had the weirdest dream. My friend had a webcam and Dames was on it and the caption was "Hey it's Dames" and I was trying to figure out 1) how my friend knew Dames and 2) why she had a webcam and 3) why she wasn't naked on it