The Czech Republic

What success? They're in 10th place. Granted (oh God a pun,), the Magic improved a lot, and it's a feel-good story and all, but it's not so much that he improved as a player, he just didn't get hurt so darn early.

Who is this lad. I like the cut of his jib.

I wonder if Ben Gordon can close baseball games as well.

Stephen A. Smith reports that their new owner just fired himself.

Explain these two sentences.

You applied to make Shane McMahon's coffee or something.

What are you saying??

COIN-PWNED

Fun fact: Hawkins is 1 for 6 in 1-run save situations since August 21st.

Quality control. WWF had a filter in Vince McMahon. WCW did not.

To mask that they're not as good as everybody says?

The ad board is really distracting and I hope everyone gets outraged and forces them to tear it down.

Way too much nail-biting for a game against the Milwaukee Brewers, I gotta say.

Hi, I'm the Cubs pitching staff, I couldn't find the strike zone if I was held at gunpoint.

Will Scarlet beats it to this thread.

The only people who seem to be going easy on "Len & Bren" are the people on the cubs.com message board, whose intelligence I cannot vouch for compared to other boards. They're probably people who wear homemade "In Dusty We Trusty" t-shirts, though.

I wish the Cubs could've lured Bob Uecker two hours south down the Tri-State. Now there's a color man.

We're aware.

Sacrifice bunts are stupid, though. Yeah Kasper is Joe Buck Clone #658743B

Bob Brenly is talking about how the sacrifice bunt would be a great idea right now, so fire him.

TLC - Waterfalls !!!!

Wood should look into selling cars. WE ARE BEING OWNED BY CHRIS CAPUANO

It's like your dad always says, there are two types of people in this world: New Yorkers, and people who wish they were.

I sort of feel bad for Len Kasper, because he's just trying to do his job, but man, EVERYONE is just shitting on him and openly saying how they mute him and put Pat & Ron on instead. I'm one of these people. I have no sympathy for Brenly though, because he was just brought in to suck up to Dusty. "Maddux pitched well." Maddux didn't get out of the fifth inning, jackass. You shouldn't be paid to speak into a microphone and analyze a baseball game. Fucking Wood, walks in the tying run. Remind me why this guy is our ace?

Both Um yeah Kerry Wood still doesn't look convincing. I can't remember the last time he has, quite frankly. FUCKING AD BOARD ON THE BACKSTOP. You dump those hefty Sosa and Alou contracts and still need more cash? Way to whore, Trib.