The Czech Republic

"Surfboard." You've got breasts, we've got hats "MOM'S STILL GOT IT!"

Oh fuck, that's THREE chicken dances.

What a game. 12 innings, Cubs win it 6-5

I think he meant frugal.

That hat IS cool. It's the tomahawk crossed with the Atlanta A. But it seems better suited for ST.

That's one long finger.

I guess they're not horrid, but they just look very Spring Training-y.

The Braves shouldn't wear red, it looks awful. And the Mets are in black, they look like damn softball teams out there. Good thing Smoltz has 9 Ks in four innings, so there's something legitimate about this game.

Unless Lisa Loeb divorced Dweezil Zappa, and subsequently ate him, no, that's not her. Because come on. Lisa Loeb was a real cutie.

Top Banana is a good one too, and like the last three episodes so far have been right up there. I think The O.P. has last week's rated as the best ever.

1. The word "literally" can be omitted from the sentence. 2. Yeah, fire his ass for actually getting the Wizards to the playoffs. You do know you're facing a team with a more favorable record by being 6th and playing the slumping Boston than if you were 4th or 5th and facing the rising Bulls, right?

I don't think there's any worry that the Cubs pen has been robbed of its performance-enhancing drugs: everyone looks a lot like they did at the end of last season.

How about I edit that post so that I didn't ruin it.

no more war chant??

PG-13 is the most ridiculous rating. However, PG-13 was a rather ridiculous tag team in 1996-97 WWF, but certainly not the worst.

That's not a landscape. Those are balls. They always do look like landscape up close, though.

I never had a cookie-eating problem because of the Cookie Monster, because I knew better than to emulate a giant blue Muppet.

You wanna fight about it? I <3 Pat & Ron.

A baseball game being called by a GIRL?!?!

Oh man, that was worse.

Does this have to do with the ungodly number of golf courses on that map?

OH FUCK I THINK ZAMBRANO IS HURT Phew. False alarm so far. If he got hurt after recording just one out, that's pathetic.

You forgot the <----

This is a funny typo, because some people say it that way and know they're saying it wrong. Not saying that you do. People do.