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This is either the best or worst post in the WWE folder right now.

YOU GUYSES, PIMPTISTA IS GONNA BE THE BEST CHAMP!

Yeah that was one of the best instances of dropping the ol' pwn hammer.

I didn't watch either. What the hell was I doing from 7 to 9 last night?

I'm having trouble disputing this one.

I thought scientists had found some gay gene, or some difference in brain activity that accounts for homosexuality. I read about it in psychology last year, but I don't think it's really conclusive or even proven yet.

Yeah, you're all idiots.

What anti-heat? Kidd and Carter are a lot of fun to watch. This team is different from the 2003 Finals Team and their epic 70-60 games v. San Antonio Nope. Same anti-heat. It must be the Meadowlands, because I feel the exact same way about the Devils.

Columbusonians, if you're anything like Chicago, your first black mayor will become so overweight that he can't climb the stairs to his office at City Hall, and die from a heart attack.

This could go in the "industry secrets" page, but... The meat that you ate came off the bone of the original and extra crispy chicken that was thrown away the night before. What I mean is, at the end of the night they take all the chicken left, but the wings, and save all the meat (minus bones and skin) and then the next day (or two) they cut it or rip it up and use it in the Pot Pies and the BBQ Sandwiches. It is kept refrigerated overnight. That's not "thrown away," that's just constructive use of leftovers. It's not like they tossed it in the dumpster and fished it back out. ...is it?

I don't play Vice City to actually accomplish anything. I just crash cars and shoot whores.

Yes. Thank God that after all, the New Jersey Nets return to the playoffs. I'll be cheering for Wife-Beatin' Jason Kidd, Selective Slacker Vince Carter, and whoever else plays in the swamp to deliver a season-ending injury to Shaq and gracefully bow out, leaving the Bulls to face a Shaqless Heat in the second round.

Did four or five black guys then yell at the tops of their lungs about how wrong he is?

I hate this "Well, look at these Washington Nationals! I say, they sure look better than they did in Montreal! Having a true home sure helps!" No, having Major League Baseball not sabotage the fucking team for once sure helps. Les Expos finished second in the East in 2002, and were a wild card contender in 2003 until the Labor Day callups when MLB said "sry d00ds you can't get teh minor leaguers" and left the team to rot for the last month, then in 2004 assembled a team that was built to finish dead last because they couldn't afford to spend the money. Then there was Omar Minaya jumping off the sinking ship for the Mets before the season even ended, which I'm convinced couldn't fly with any other team in the majors. Fast forward to the end of 2004, when suddenly they acquire Guillen, Castilla, Guzman, and Loaiza, who can't come that cheap. But ownership never changed, so how are they any more available for Washington than they were for Montreal? So basically it feels like MLB orchestrated the shitty finale for the Expos and then loaded up the Nationals to look somewhat respectable to further the illusion that DC is good and Canada is bad. Just a thought.

I like Vince McMahon, in small doses.

Lots of albums are better than that one, and Kid A is better than OK Computer just within their own catalogue.

I have a Gamestop and EB Games right across the street from each other. I'll see if I can exploit EB Games.

House vs. The Office in the battle of Shows I'm Always Meaning To Watch But Don't. which one youse guys

He also would get fucked by hotties right before television appearances (reportedly, he was serviced by somebody right before his debate with Nixon, which led to his nice appearance on camera) -=Mike ...JFK: Feel the burn!... He had a fluffer for a political debate?!?!? Shit!

I was of course referring to JFK being all braced up and shot up with procaine and cortisone to appear healthy and youthful.

I thought it was.

I got my parents and a few friends into it, they think it's hysterical.

I don't hate blacks. Just Stuart Scott

Looks like it's the admin who has to get his thread closed!

So is Bavaria located in Fulton County, Georgia now? Did I miss something?