The Czech Republic

Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. So there's a gay guy stalking fags?

I need to shave.

I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE WITH PIGS AND PONIES.

I still see Pitch Black in some stores, actually. Love it.

I go to Taco Bell just for the Baja Blast. I have all sorts of 44 oz. cups of that shit. mmm.

I've been trying to cut out sodas and go strictly water/juice. The root beer is the last holdout.

Yeah, he's a restricted free agent and Chicago would be wise to retain him.

The Houston Rockets will win 60 games next year.

Your mom is tired of your power trip.

Hey, I thought this show was dead.

Shouldn't you be cutting salad dressing out completely?

I think MSNBC can't decide if it's commie or fascist.

Superkicked a kid off a swing in 5th grade. Also, I got in a fight and I used the old standard: the front facelock.

Oh man. That WAS horrid. By Game 6 you wished they would either hit some big gong to automatically end it, or just give them all weapons and whichever team wasn't completely dead could advance. Hockey, which is more physically taxing than basketball, was usually every other day, and that was acceptable. Also, a seven-game series in the first round could be just as good as one in any other round. -Czech Republic Missing the Stanley Cup since 2004

Way to make a splash.

Hi boys and girls I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian of the group. Don't hurt me.

I know, but it needs to be in big bold letters at the top of the page because some RobotJerks don't get it.

Don't let Incandenza be a mod.

Can somebody post a little memo somewhere at the top to discourage bad analogies to all things Third Reich? It's getting a bit annoying.

I hate people who wear those ugly ass wrestling shirts with the wrestler's face on it. I hate you.

I thought you called it like you saw it, duck.

Why do we even bother citing sources? Somebody from the other side always dismisses it. From now on, I'm just saying I get all my news from a pet duck.

That Il Divo group is pretty stupid. They've got good voices, but the whole premise is that Simon Cowell was on a mission to assemble the four best and hottest male singers from the United States and Europe, and I can't complete that thought without laughing. Far Left: I can't help but think how hot we are. Mid-Left: Can you not understand how hot we are? Mid-Right: Oh, you are the living end. Far Right: Haw haw!

Man, the next game of the Bulls series isn't until WEDNESDAY. Sweep this shit so that it doesn't last until May 8th. MAY EIGHTH. Jesus.

The Red Sox are the Yankees, they just don't know it yet.