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Yeha double the tickets for games at Wrigley Field and Fenway Park. You've got your thinking cap on

No, lots of people on this board: "The NHL should only play 70 games so that they're more important" "The NBA season is too long. It should be like 60 games so they're more important" "They don't need 162 games! Maybe if they just played 120, they'd be more important" Especially with hockey, does anyone understand the financial ramifications of taking home games off the calendar? The gate has always been most important to a team's revenue in the NHL. Christ, baseball is in a renaissance, attendance is on the rise, and you want to eliminate potential ticket sales and take games off TV schedules and eliminate advertisement revenue. Baseball is not meant to be a Timeless Battle Of Life And Death like football is made to be. The random nature of baseball warrants a long schedule. Shit happens, you drop one game of a four-game series, oh well, you go out the next day and win. I like that in baseball you can't have one single play sink the team in one fell swoop like football. I mean, that's usually not how life is. Here's an idea, how about they don't play any games at all and determine standings based on ESPN Talking Head verbal blowjobs. Would that solve the problem of "needless games"?

no i just hate the yankees That cleared up the explanation easily... Anyone know if Red Robster has an arena they named after themselves? Or maybe Long Johns Silver... "Coming to you tonight from the Long John Silver Park, it's the (Blank) vs. (Blank II)!" God, LooneyTune, this post is fucked up too.

All I'll ever remember about that show is the computer-generated Lake Michigan in the opening credits. There's no rollercoaster in Port Washington, Wisconsin.

What is it with you people? If you guys ran leagues, regular seasons would be decided by one and only one game. That way, it couldn't possibly be unimportant!

Well you'd have to teach it not to bother voting, for one

That post was pretty hard to decipher.

That's debatable.

No I didn't drop weight with rubber suits and puking and stuff, no, that wasn't encouraged. I just lost weight by virtue of working out over the course of the season. I actually quit wrestling in high school because the coach in place during my freshman year was a strong advocate for dropping weight, and I had watched my friend's brother go through all that and so I just let it go. By my junior year he was lightly shoved out of town because he was mildly sexually harassing some female students, and the new coach was vehemently against dropping weight because of what he had seen at his old school. But by then having taken two years off I probably wasn't able to recondition myself to go again.

I thought Feinstein was the pitcher

When do you only have two players participating? Somebody has to catch the pitch.

But there are too many players at once in football. I couldn't give a shit who anybody is on any offensive line in the league. They just kind of run into the defensive line, whom I also cannot name. A lot of football is just rows of men running into each other. "BUT THE OFFENSIVE LINE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING! WITHOUT THE OFFENSIVE LINE YOU ARE NOTHING! WORSHIP THE OFFENSIVE LINE!" Yeah still. Row of men butting into another row of men.

Guess it's official: Oscar is Buster's dad Hm maybe not

first classic line: "There's a dish called the Skip's Scramble. It contains every item on the menu. Don't order the Skip's Scramble."

I'm not with Mike on the teaching thing. I actually spent a lot of time talking with my high school teachers and seeing what they did and it's not so easy.

Well cable costs money. I don't think only rich people deserve it but it is a luxury and nobody is entitled to 500some television channels.

I was on the wrestling team in 8th grade. I weighed 130 pounds. I won eight matches and lost two.

Yes. BOOT is reading this thread. There's no greater user name than BOOT.

You just posted five times in a row?!?

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He's very good.

Estrella is actress? Wow. Brilliant. Are you hermano? Como? Oh, I'll put you in a como, all right.

Stop saying baseketball.

Two new episodes tonight. Bump.

Norm MacDonald has a cameo in a new gay porno called "Yank Aaron." They're watching an old Weekend Update after they go at it. Do you rent it?