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Luke Walton, what's he up to these days? Don't hear much about him.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1572567 My first encounter with CronoT. By the way, that Jeopardy thing almost happened but the guy wagered more than that.

I thought your birthday was the day you were Cancer Marney For A Day unless that was March 2 2004

That's how I feel too.

I won 12 in a row

Greinke to the Yankees when Johnson, Wright, or Pavano goes down.

That day better be really freaking soon. If he does, what do the rest of the TSM Cubs fans say about a trip to Cooperstown

Which comment was dumber: Bob's "I never saw the movie so it sucked," or Trivia's "methinks they pasted their faces on the real people!!"

Take it to CE, RobotJerk! This requires marginal thinking.

1. They get a free pass on this. 2. Oh, shut up. It's Tom and Crow. Who cares 3. Oh, shut up.

Who names their kid after a breakfast cereal? His real name is Cavelli Crisp. Oh that's an improvement.

So I trade a pair of relievers to Pittsburgh for Oliver Perez. While the Pirates are in town. What a heelish move.

Who names their kid after a breakfast cereal?

Oh shit shit mother of fuck! Carlos Zambrano broke his arm right before the All-Star break and he'll be out for 68 days! He was having such a good year. 2.50 ERA or so, about 10 wins. My five-headed monster of Wood-Prior-Zambrano-Maddux-Rusch has been slain. I'm doomed.

Who and where are you that Hank Blalock is hitting off John Smoltz into water?

We're the long-running sitcom that has to resort to clip shows.

Oh totally. I don't know if there's a statistic for it, but I've gotta lead the majors in hitting into double plays. I'm thinking four times a game. It's my starting and closing pitching that keeps me alive: my lineup doesn't hit well and my middle relief sans Remlinger is horrid. Mitre, Leicester, Dempster, all have 5+ ERAs.

I'll second that one.

Yeah but what's that, like 80 feet? Right. It's harder this way. It's practically a jumpball. My point is that arena football is stupid.

Holy crap the names on the back are gigantic

I dunno. They have all that blocky, angular gold-beveled lettering everywhere and they stick a pretzel on the cap. It looks like the Walgreen's corporate softball team

That's a high number for the Rockies. But they started at Mile High Stadium, right? Yeah I forgot about Pittsburgh. They won't draw well. Al, which Nationals cap is better

What the FUCK does that have to do with the NBA?

Why don't you want to see me happy? Anyways if Payton rejoins the squad tommorow as some are saying he might then I could see them making the Eastern Conference finals. I doubt they would make it to the NBA Finals but who knows...there are really no real dominant teams this year. The Spurs are good as always and Pheonix is very good too but the Celts just beat Pheonix last night(albeit without injured PG Steve Nash playing for them...but I think Barbosa is more dangerous anyways since he can play defense as well). The Boston teams of 2004 are the best this city has seen as they've already faired better than the 86 teams that made 3 Championships appearences but only brought home the NBA Title. Don't forget that Antwain used his freakish ability to draw fouls and got rid of Amare with like 9 minutes left in the game. ANd it still went to OT. But yeah, Boston, Philly and Detroit are the teams from the East IMO. Correct me if I'm wrong but the 76ers aren't even in 8th place yet are they?