The Czech Republic

It may be bad but nothing's worse than Ovaltine.

I can't tell who those guys are, Slapnuts. Maybe they should make their names on the backs of the jerseys a little bigger.

I like Ben Folds but Dynamite Hack's cover of "boys in da hood" is the standard bearer for nerdy white guys doing a folksy rock cover of a gangsta rap song

I just want to be friends with everyone.

I would honestly like to hear your rational for picking the Phillies last. Because Philadelphia is a city of underachiever and New York isn't. Nuff said. The Rangers, Jets, Mets, Islanders, Knicks, and Giants say hi.

That's cool.

Yeah I don't know what they were going for at the end there. That was weird, and I think like the second-to-last episode or so.

Al Franken is PJ O'Rourke for the left, so I don't know what the hell you're talking about. P.J. O'Rourke is actually funny so I don't know what you're talking about.

If you don't have a blockbuster offseason, you're nothing. Ask the Cubs.

Oh man that was a good show. Ahead of its time. Its time being "when I was old enough to understand it fully."

Yeah I think Quik was swinging for the fences here and missed. Just revert quickly and I probably won't remember your Islam mishap.

Note to Quik: I don't approve. It's not funny when OVW callups do it and it's not funny when guys from Jersey do it either.

I don't know about Jeremy Jacobs and the B's, but the Wirtzes will never, ever, ever, ever let go of the Blackhawks. Count on that.

I like the idea of the Nationals becoming the Oakland Raiders of baseball. Take the innocuous Zach Day out of the rotation and put in Denny Neagle. I'm sure he can find even uglier hookers in Washington.

Not always.

Neither team was owned by the league at any point. I thought the league was operating them when Rigas and the other guy went bankrupt.

I LOVE GAY PORN! I'M WATCHING GAY PORN RIGHT NOW! I HATE MY JOB BECAUSE I LOVE WATCHING GAY PORN! Wonderful

Good thing Bettman didn't sabotage the Sens and Sabres when they were collectively owned for a while in 2003.

Explain.

No, it's her entertaining writing style. I read her books, and it's like a hard copy of super-charged MikeSC. A tangible version of the sort of incredible mudslinging that I once thought was confined to a computer monitor.

Republicans need someone like Al Franken! He's always right, and when he's making shit up, it's satire, but when the other guys make things up, they're lying! Come on over Al. We WANT you. BAD.

THe board arranges birthdays in chronological order, creepy shit

ok fuck you Incandenza because when I opened the page that guy's junk was front and center.

I feel bad for kind of starting the CronoT shitstorm because of my confusion as to what that stupid Pikachu Kirby thing was. Oh well c'est la vie

I agree with "fuck the Veterans Committee" but for completely different reasons. UTSU, don't look stupid. Don't say Ron Santo shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame.