The Czech Republic

I thought this show ended.

1. Does Merlin Olsen own a team too? 2. Why not?

I'm an introverted teen, nothing can match my misery!

I think he was entertaining during that Unczechwik week. He's cool on AIM but he hasn't talked to me lately. And I cannot reiterate enough how horrid this gimmick is. I WAS SYLVAN GRENIER for fuck's sake

I think we all agree that 2003 was a good time for the board, but I too can't remember what was happening then

This took place near the end of my junior year of high school.

I wish my image was marketable.

Quik, seriously. Drop it. It's not going over.

Somewhere I said that all you need to do to win an argument is just say "well you're proving my point for me!" regardless of whether said person really is.

China is right! We do have terrible human rights problems. Why, we should all be shot in the head, but China wouldn't go for that because there'd be no survivors to pay for the bullets. Anyone else noticed that Tolerant Liberal bigolsmitty perpetually mocks black people in his avatar/subtitle/signature?

He wrote Stuart Saves His Family.

The WWE hype machine would say the New Age Outlaws but then again they're making an LOD DVD so they'll acquiesce and give the Road Warriors their due

Ovaltine as a name just sounds medicinal, not chocolate-y good.

Man! ISportsFan JUST beat me to the Chicago teams! AGH!

Unless they've been recently sold, Huizenga owns the Panthers. Chicago Cubs - Chicago Tribune: It's only very recently that they've allowed MacPhail and Hendry any serious funds to build a championship contender. They were bad for a while but right now they're easily the best. They have a weird hang-up with messing with Wrigley Field, though. Chicago Blackhawks - Bill Wirtz: Has been known to address the team and tell them not to get their hopes up for a Stanley Cup. He puts absolutely nothing into the team. The team has been in the Wirtz family for years, and he does not intend to sell it. I think he enjoyed the lockout. Chicago Bulls, White Sox - Jerry Reinsdorf: He really treated Michael Jordan like shit for a while. He hasn't spent money on the Bulls since '98 (and even now, I can't imagine our rookie-laden squad is testing the limits of the salary cap) but at least he did for a while. Still if you remember The Jerrys from the dynasty years, you know he's not a great guy. He tried to move the White Sox to St. Petersburg in 1989 and came really close had it not been for eleventh-hour negotiations to build New Comiskey, so to hell with him for doing that. Chicago Bears - McCaskey family: George Halas's descendants can't run the team for shit. Of the five Chicago teams, probably the biggest offender when it comes to "we can suck it up and nobody will care because Chicago loves its teams" now that the Trib is committed to winning. This is evident by the terrible front office, stupid signings and trades, the fucking up of Soldier Field, "Chicago Bears Football Presented By Bank One," and of course, the numerous losing seasons.

Oh I think I've got it down on the board. 98% sound about right?

That works the best. Chocolate powders are gross.

Oh shut up about your fucking Buffy.

I don't like myself at all.

I can't live without mah 'phones

It's been like 5 years since that song came out. wow

I can't grasp sarcasm. I always take people way too seriously and it bothers me that I can't distinguish someone kidding around from being honest with me. It's one of my biggest faults.

I guess you don't know your BUTT from your wrist. I'd call it common sense. The team is old and has no prospects left. Florida and Philly will easily finish ahead of them. Just because you fall into the trap of buying the Mets hype doesn't mean you know shit about how teams will finish. And you like the Reds and Browns HIPPOCRAT!! Hippocrat: one who advocates government by horses.

The Rangers are clearly the New York Mets of hockey. Maybe they'll hire a Quebecois GM who starts signing anyone who is French-Canadian. Meet Don Cherry's new favorite team.