The Czech Republic

Jim Durham: I guess something got lost in translation there. Bill Walton: Yes! Lost In Translation was an EXCELLENT film starring Bill Murray. I enjoyed it very much. Jim Durham: Well that wasn't really what I was going for, but okay!

Twin Cities are too small for Phil Jackson.

Randy Orton, ladies' man.

Evidently, he's still within the T-Wolves organization, just not as a coach.

I'd like to hear what you think is wrong with his work in linguistics. I think he makes some good points.

IBC is the best, but expensive. The worst is Walgreen's root beer. It was like cough syrup.

Sorry, I'm too busy pondering more important things, like the subtle nuances between Barq's root beer and IBC root beer.

I've never even heard of you.

Are you insinuating that I turned on you? I was never on your side.

Once I saw a group of Mexicans at school and their backs were wet, but I didn't say anything.

At least our teams aren't trying to dissociate themselves from their city.

Yeah if I fell into a lake 60 miles east of here, I think being damp would be the least of my problems.

Oh it was nice. Still a little snow on the ground from the dusting a few nights ago that doesn't wanna melt but it's nice out nonetheless. It's no-coat weather if you've had to endure the Midwestern winter.

What? I thought I got along with Some Guy.

Smith and Adande win often. Mariotti was stuck at 98 wins for like a week. The only reason he has 98 wins is because HE'S BEEN ON EVERY SINGLE DAY SINCE THE SHOW BEGAN. (Almost.) Seriously, is he that lonely at the Sun-Times offices that he has nothing better to do than ATH every day? Poor Jay.

Hey guys. I was out taking a walk on some nature trails. It's like 50 out. What's up?

Yes, he is a Jew, however You're right, Chomsky goes after the traditional left as well. He doesn't really fall on the traditional political spectrum. I don't think he falls on the Nolan chart either. He's off on his own planet or something.

"Little Black Backpack" was pretty rockin', VX.

Yeah. High definition actually sounds really shitty.

I remember it took me YEARS to figure out the third line to the Pete & Pete theme, which was probably the single coolest song to ever be used on a Nickelodeon program, past, present, or future.

Yes sir.

Hey now, Shaq is still a major threat. On the other hand, if I was a GM, I wouldn't touch Mourning.

Whoever caught Fortson's chair has skill.

If it has "deputy" in front of it, it can't be THAT important.

These TVs sound so high-maintenance that it's not even worth it to me. I had an old television that lasted like 18 years, and if you counted the time that it was actually on, you'd probably end up with like, shit, 15 years. Just doesn't seem necessary.