Rosemont, IL: Basically, Rosemont is the intersection of Touhy Ave. and Mannheim Rd. in Des Plaines (say it like it looks) near O'Hare. It consists of nothing more than the Allstate Arena, where WWE chooses to run its shows, and a few hotels, restaurants, and convention centers. I'm not sure people actually live in Rosemont, but the tiny city gets crazy revenue from all the businesses in its two square miles or whatever, which it puts into various things bearing the name of its mayor for life, Donald Stephens, a sort of Mayor Daley poser. They're trying to build a casino near O'Hare, but Illinoisavich is blocking it. It has an ornately painted water tower.