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"Hey guys...I have a GREAT idea. Randy Orton pops out of a novelty cake!" "Yeah yeah that's good. But I have a better idea. Randy Orton pops out of a novelty cake...but it EXPLODES!" "BRILLIANT!"

No, Michaels spontaneously combusted, Orton had to sub in

Naked man! Naked man in the cake! ANd he has pyrotechnic ejaculation! Whoo boy!

A million times better sicne he said it was a girl a million times

Uh oh Eolution turns on HHH

HM I WONDER WHO IS IN THE CAKE

if that was Randy getting stripped down...HAWT

What a descriptive account of phlegm.

Okay, is he channeling Jericho here or something? I'm scared

YOu can tell HHH got hurt, a band-aid is on his head.

Come on, HHH majestically rising out of a cake with Motorhead would've been hilarious. ::poses, spits frosting::

I bet Randy Orton pops out of the cake, hits HHH, and runs away. The Randy-in-a-cake should satisfy many a TSMer's dream bachelor party ideas.

aw he didn't pop out of the cake

Well the man already wrestles like mummy. What about the Yeti? Or Yet-AY?

So you'd better enjoy it before he starts blindly favoring Kurt Angle.

But boss is evil! Boss push man around from 9 to 5! But on Raw man gets revenge! Buy all our playsets and toys!

Ivory can't steal Howard Finkel's job!

My point is that I've moved beyond following WWF to any great degree, and now just screw around in OAO Raw, and now and then maybe drop some nugget of actual content in the WWE folder. But it's just not my thing any longer, because I realize that I've gotta move on. But anyway to finish the argument off: Raw has Trish Stratus, Power Rangers has Japanese dinosaur robots. Raw wins.

Well...there are also many that could say "I'm sorry, you guys, but I'm just amazed and baffled at the fact that serious analysis and discussion of sweaty men rolling around in tights occur" but you still watch wrestling don't you? Even though..that's in fact what it is in many ways. So basically..all youre saying is, you shouldn't be watching a show you dont like, because I dont like it. I half-heartedly watch two hours of wrestling a week so that I can make tired over-used jokes in a running commentary thread. I'm not talking about how it "rocks twenty different kinds of kickass."

Let's have some discussion of "Reading Rainbow" while we're at it, and see if we can get into some of the symbolism and character depth exhibited by the time LeVar Burton went in that cave. But don't take MY word for it. Dah-dah-dah!

I do the first one all the time. There are so many jokes I wish I could've made in class that always just came a second too late. If I had been more alert I would've had some real winners back in American Studies. aww

I'm sorry, you guys, but I'm just amazed and baffled at the fact that serious analysis and discussion of "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" is transpiring here in autumn 2004. I can understand "Hey remember when we'd watch Power Rangers after we got home from school? And remember when they'd get the Ultra-Zord? Man, you KNEW it was OVER then! You just knew!" or "Whoa, I never realized it because at that age I was still in a latency period, but damn, the Pink Ranger was a babe!" But the fact that there are more series of this show, and you guys are discussing them to such a degree...ah. I shake my head.

Boy you sure are sensitive about harmless jabs at typos. Can we organize another Gang Wars if it makes you pack up your Marlins crap and leave again?

I think that if you try flip-flopping between the two in Chicago you'll get beaten, lit on fire, robbed, stabbed and shot. And then they'll get mad at you. I'm going to design and market a baseball cap that combines the insignia and colors of the Cubs and the White Sox onto one cap. one half is red and blue, the other is black and white. The "SOX" lettering is encircled by the C. And the wearer gets his fucking ass whooped.

I wasn't aware there was more than one.