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Hey, I'll have you know that I posted that last night after Raw but mine had "Let Me Clear My Throat" playing on a loop with it. And I made Fook spit apple juice.

Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you! Did I offend you with my Power Rangers jab? I'm sorry

You're wrong, there is a flow chart or something, I saw it posted here. But we should make our own TSM edition.

Holy shit, it's Choken One.

I thought Columbus was the one that DID support its team. n/m If the player salaries never got so stupid in the first place, I'd say Winnipeg, Halifax, and Quebec City could've easily supported teams.

Thank you for calling Taboo Tuesday. If you'd like to vote for Randy Orton, press 1 now. If you'd like to vote for Randy Orton twice, press 2 now. If you'd like to vote for Randy Orton for your state's governor, press 3. If you'd like to vote for Randy Orton to win American Idol, press 4. Si usted quisiera votar por Randy Orton, ahora presione 5.

Being tag-team specialists, a la the Midnights, really isn't that hard. Let me sum it up: 1) Fast tags, the psychology being that as soon you get the least bit tired, you substitute for a fresh guy, and on and on and on. 2) Lots of tag-team moves, preferably with their own names. Use one as a finisher. 3) Give the two team members a name and the same theme song, outfit, and so forth. And WWE can't figure this out?

Well, judging from OAO Raw's "Touch 'em All" and the fact that I did a "Poses-spits-water" dialogue just now, I can go ahead and use ANOTHER dead joke: Is La Parka an option?

"Hey man! You think it is cool to look like a goat and fall on your ass? That's not cool. But what IS cool, is-- ::stabs Tomko in the shower:: HHH: Nice one, Carlos. ::poses, spits water::

Well I'd have him be Evolution's personal trainer, but then HHH turns on him, beats him up, and sends him down to Sunday Night Heat where he'll wrestle Garrison Cade. And that's why WWE would hire me before you. Post #7777. Believe it.

It took THIS long to make a Puerto Rican stabbing joke? WWE Folder, you've let me down.

Give this Raw some credit. I died laughing tonight

You bastard. I was listening to the opening of Sweet Home Alabama when that loaded and Vince was in tune with the music. You owe me a new keyboard and bottle of apple juice. For ruining Fook's keyboard, I'm gonna have to face...--nah.

Loria has ruined one team already...

This and the KAHN post take the exploding cake. No man, that's small potatoes comapred to KHAAAAN.

In honor of Vince showing up and doing that walk we love so much: http://vincegetsdownwoot.ytmnd.com

Hey, Patterson, I was thinking about donating a million dollars to an orphanage...when Lita gives birth to an unborn fetus! HAHAHA! ... ...you want to write that check, Vince? I'd rather not.

It's just like a bag of Fritos, you can always make another.... Does the 5-second rule apply to an aborted fetus? ...

"one two he got him no he didn't"

Baby Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

aw the board died. oh noes

First her BUTT was hungry now she's hungry for BUTT

SHE'S GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM

SHE'S GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM

OMG REF ON THE MIC