The Czech Republic

Yeah, "outstanding". But Christian would be welcomed (by me) into the main event. I can't buy Christian as a main eventer. He's a remnant of past heat, a second banana for life. Gangrel, Edge, Lance Storm, Chris Jericho...hell, I think of him as Trish's sidekick right now. EDIT: Restholds, restholds, restholds...

Ann Coulter may be crazy but she's better than Molly Ivins.

We have been informed that The Czech Republic is about to hit a milestone that not many TSMers can say they have attained: 8000 posts at The Smart Marks. This will put him in an elite class with such posters as RavishingRickRudo, Anglesault, and Incandenza, who is considered an "asterisk post-whore" by TSM purists. That's right. Experts predict that DA CHIZZ-ECK~! will drop eight to twelve posts a night, if he can keep that up, he should be at the eight triple oh in NO time. Boo-yeah! Of course, here at Postwhorecenter, we'll be keeping you updated with every TCR post, hoping that it is THE ONE that puts him over the limit. No matter what time of day, what else is going on, we'll be there with comprehensive team coverage of this milestone. Now stay tuned here in Hardcore Discussion for "Who's #1? The Best Moments Of Hardcore Discussion." Number Twenty-f-nu-nu-nu-number twent-NUMBER TWENTY-FIVE...

Doubt the existence of a big Red machine in Washington, will ya? You're facing Kane!

Oh, absolutely. And the drunken conservative ignorance isnt sequestered only to the northern portion. But anyone here with any semblance of knowledge of our own history will lump McCarthy in with neigbors like Dahmer and Gein, never Bob LaFollette. In my experiences, the southern part of the state has some liberal enclaves, namely The People's Republic Of Madison, and Milwaukee, which is full of murderous drug-addled welfare jockeys, whose real only overlap with the conservatives is their affinity for packing heat. Seriously. I fear Milwaukee more than Chicago. Plus, it's the only major American city to have elected three Socialist mayors. Walworth County, however, is supposed to be one of the most conservative counties in the state. And thanks to my temporary hometown of Lake Geneva, it also has more DUIs per capita than almost anywhere.

They were brought in as one-shot deals FOR the Rumble. There's really no irony involved at all.

I guess it would have to be Martinez-Schilling-Arroyo-Wakefield then. Then you have New York's Hernandez-Mussina-Lieber-Vasquez and if pitching is what gets you through the playoffs...God I hope we don't have A's and Twins in the ALCS.

Whatever the topic may be, that title should be used.

Should we revoke the classic status of CWM's threads, since he revoked his TSMship?

I turn 18 in a few months...{sniff} TSM is growing up!

After Lex Luger was diagnosed with AIDS, no less

I love this idea so much. I had sort of thrown ideas for this "sniper" gimmick to be used for Tajiri: when somebody is WALKING! to the ring before a match, Tajiri pops out from a door somewhere in the corridor and kicks the guy's whose match is coming up in the back of the head. Or during interviews, even Jim Ross while he's calling a match. It's like a combination of Three Minute Warning, Positively Kanyon, and a terrorist. They should try it.

Don't fool yourself Cole, it's goin' right up your poop chute

We need a book about the recent woes of the NHL (1995-present), if one hasn't been written yet. For a title, I propose Bettman and Robbin': The Truth About The Napoleonic Regime Of The National Hockey League.

Oh come on dude, I've lived in Wisconsin, the northern part of the state is full of drunken right-wing nutjobs, the only difference is they're not as prominent.

This is what I'll think of when people say "gay bar" from now on. I think what is strangest of all is that these pictures are hosted at "The History Of WCW." I guess I missed this particular week?

With the recent addition of the Johnson thread to the Classics folder, this means that if we add a new one, rather, when we do, something will get bumped. Is there a way that you can change the board settings so that we don't have to worry about a second page being created in Classics? Thanks.

Every thread in the WWE folder has been taken over by sodomy. That being said, fuck Bonds up the ass

I'd have to agree the Yankees looked pretty shameless out there. I figured the best that Boston could do was take 2, because Arroyo vs. El Duque seems like it shouldn't even be a question. I'm surprised that the game turned out the way it did. Here's a secret for you: the Red Sox and Yankees have national fanbases and people were looking forward to the game. I know I was. I'd much rather watch two rival teams go at it than see every at-bat of a steroid-filled prick with a goofy-looking head try to artificially knock his 700th out of the park. I'm surprised he didn't say anything about how he tried not to hit it in Milwaukee because he'd be ashamed to get the homer in such a big, bad, racist town.

Fucking rain! Luckily I prepared and rented a Dennis Miller video.

And 80% of these posters are just glennsoe anyway.

Well of course there was no sodomy there, but this is a little something we call a Thread Hijacking.

I'm kinda surprised this isn't the third thread today concerned with WWE superstars doing it up the BUTT.

I've got Shoe. (more South Park)

He's runnin' away like a penetrated dog. I'd like to wish everyone a happy Sodomy Day here at the WWE folder...