The Czech Republic

I think the triumvirate of Curry-Czech-Rudo, or LOTCRRR, would do a fine job with Raw.

Every day was a sex offense with DX. How did "suck it" come about as a catch phrase, anyway? I forgot. Did Bret Hart say something like "I have two words for you degenerates: clean up" and Michaels said "yeah well I've got two words for YOU: suck it" or sometihng like that? I dunno. Anyhow: Kane threatening Lita in order to make her sleep with him (duh) Every time Chyna punched a guy in the balls not in self-defense

I'm Geoff Bitch, bitch

I'll do it

Starring Eric Bischoff as the crazy old man who tries to warn the kids: "Oh that's it! You don't believe in ghosts, huh, you punk kids? Well then...you're facing...THE EYE SCREAM MAN!" And Kane as the Eye Scream Man. "Hey, kids....heh heh heh...revenge is a dish best served COLD...heeheehee....wonder how I found you? hahaha, perhaps you could say I got the...hehehe....inside SCOOP..." "Oh my God! He'll pun us to death! Run!" "You can run...hahaha...but you can't hide...this time, I'LL be the one enjoying the TREAT...hehehehe..." Then Kane chases them around the forest at five miles an hour as "The Entertainer" plays.

Why? If they keep practicing they'll be experts in no time

It was some indy wrestler that went by "Taz Stone," actually. You don't think WWE would actually keep a sex offender on it's payroll, right...? Let's count how many sexual offenses are being portrayed on WWE programming. Some of these would be legitimate offenses that warrant the ol' sign outside the house, some are just plain creepy: Kane raped a corpse Eric Bischoff broke into the McMahon's house and tried groping Linda HHH date-raped Stephanie McMahon Kane tried electrically manipulating the genitals of Shane McMahon Vince McMahon exposed himself to Torrie Wilson Vince McMahon made Trish get on her hands and knees and bark like a dog (eek...so far they all involve a McMahon or Kane...moving on) X-Pac forced Tori to "spend the holidays" with him John Heidenreich kidnapped Cole and may have attempted to sodomize him What did I miss?

- RRR If you've correctly predicted Eugene AND the Legend Killer...damn...can you predict my future too?

I can't believe Invision does not support Greek letters. Invision Board is anti-Hellenic! OMG

As promised by Mr. McMahon, a ground-breaking announcement will be made that promises to shake the foundations of Monday Night RAW. What can it be? Find out Monday on RAW. Also on the season premiere of RAW, either Christy or Carmella will walk away with $250,000 and a WWE contract. Be sure to tune in to Spike TV at 9/8 CT to find out which girl will become a Diva. Last week on Monday Night RAW, Chris Benoit and a returning Shelton Benjamin helped Randy Orton fend off all three members of Evolution. As a result, a huge six-man tag team match has been announced for Monday's RAW. It will be World Heavyweight Champion Triple H, Ric Flair and Batista vs. Shelton Benjamin and former World Heavyweight Champions Chris Benoit and Randy Orton. Finally, what is the condition of the pregnant Lita after suffering a horrible injury last week? Tune in to RAW this Monday to find out more. All this and more on Monday Night RAW.

I think Jamal and Rosey were the Gangsta Party, yes

I think Jamal and Rosey were the Gangsta Party, yes

WHO CARES? IT'S FUCKING ALBERT!

Led by Bret Hart?

I started in 708 (15) but they re-divided the suburbs so I fell under 847 (19) then. When I moved to 414 (9) that soon changed to 262 (10). Now I'm in 815 (14). It's a junk theory because they've added new area codes, and if it was based on importance, every area I was in would be 111. Ohhhhhh yeah.

Does Jackie rhyme with bukkake?

I too remember Emory Hale. A boy from my middle school was long obsessed with Goldberg. After we teased him by saying that Goldberg had no testicles from overusing steroids, he moved on to be obsessed with Emory Hale. "He's like Goldberg, but BETTER!" said the ugly, rotund boy. He would later get caught chugging cough syrup by his mom, and even more trouble when he attempted to sexually assault a little boy. Viva la Goldberg fans.

JR stole "we've just taken our final commercial break" from Tony. Next thing you know he'll be negotiating the length of the overrun with Spike TV as the main event goes past 10.

There is only one poster that can achieve 8000 posts this October, and his name is the Los Angeles Lakers. And by the way, rumors of me being an evil ogre in disguise are greatly exaggerated.

So if there's no Brown, which will probably be the case, Tanyon Sturtze is the #4?

Sorry, I'm used to just always writing everything in Central time

FUCK! Reds tie the game at 4 in the 6th. Dammit!

Hey, no talking about tapping asses when you have Heimlich-reich in your signature, k? But back to Ivins: I'm reading Bushwhacked right now, and the overuse of sob stories is, quite literally, pathetic. She makes Michael Moore look disinterested at times. Go to the archives all ya want, Molly, but when you're writing about people with descriptions like "she had a pretty smile and a shiny pair of eyes, though her body was worn down by the draconian policies of the Bush administration," it's hard to take your "facts" seriously, y'know?

Actually, it's later--Velocity was always at 9, Confidential 10.

Should we revoke the classic status of CWM's threads, since he revoked his TSMship? No, he was actually pretty good when high. This is true. I guess I'm not above shamelessly slamming CWM when he can't reply.