The Czech Republic

One more win and the Cubs are in the lead and the Marlins are out of the race.

When are the Twins getting their new stadium?

Just read the crawl on the bottom of the screen on the Cubs game. Apparently somebody in the Illinois Capitol (in Springfield for those of you unfamiliar with the state) has shot a security guard and is being pursued in the building, which is under lockdown. Those are all the details I've seen, but hopefully this is just an isolated whackjob and not part of anything more severe.

Ironically, Snitsky is pro-life.

Wouldn't be the first time WWE ripped off TSM.

Snitsky can carry fetuses? Is that anatomically possible?

It's never an abortion of a match with Snitsky.

Snitsky: apparently, he's better than sex.

French vanilla ice cream with butterscotch topping and sprinkles on a warm August day. Never mind, no. Nothing.

Yes. They are in the central part of the country.

No. Shut up. How dare you say anything is better than Snitsky.

How do we celebrate? A Tomko-n-Fertig birthday cake?

You know me too well now, I guess. Oh by the way, November 9th is National Rudo-Czech Day, we need some big celebrations and stuff.

He shouldn't have stood under that pear tree.

Big deal. It's impressive that they're doing it before the Yankees, A's, and Braves are, but geez, they're in a division where the second-best team is the sub-.500 Chicago White Sox, with a depleted lineup that requires the WGN promos to announce them as "Paul Konerko and the Sox." I don't think the Twinkies can beat the Yankees, Red Sox, or A's, whichever team they end up getting in the first round, Santana be damned.

Cubs are up 5-1, Mark Prior isn't doing a Kyle Farnsworth impression, Pro Player Stadium is nearly empty, and the people that ARE there are cheering for Florida's strikeouts.

I wish they signed Stephen A. Smith instead. THE CHARLOTTE BOBCATS ARE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE ASSOCIATION SINCE LARRY BIRD, MAGIC JOHNSON! EVEN BIGGER THAN THE THREE-POINT LINE, OR EVEN THE OLD DENVER NUGGETS LOGO WITH THE RAINBOW SKYLINE! THERE IS NO WAY THAT IN A WEAK SOUTHEAST DIVISION, THE BOBCATS CANNOT MAKE IT TO THE FINALS!

Fine, LOTCRRRando.

How Rude!

Which one am I? Am I "Pal"umbo? Because if so, you've predicted well again, as when he debuted in WCW, back in 1999, I thought he should have been pushed as Jumbo Palumbo, an equally weak play on words.

They should saddle him with a short-term memory loss gimmick. Like in "50 First Dates". (backstage) Coach: Gene, you must be excited for this rematch with Kane! Gene: Who? Coach: Kane...you killed his baby last week. Gene: CRAZY TALK! NOTHING BUT SILLY CRAZY TALK! :: walks away :: Sounds perfect. Just name his character "The WWE Creative Team."

SNITSKY~! will likely never be seen again. As for the title, it was intended to be the Greek translation of "The one and only place to discuss Monday Night Raw on September 20" but it was not to be. Double

Oh by the way, Overnite Sensation, Hot Rats, Sheik Yerbouti, and Weasels Ripped My Flesh should have something for you.

Zappa is scheduled to overtake the entire metal genre in the music folder by Columbus Day.

This title ended up sounding more like something Lita would say.