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Anaheim may have Angels, but Boston has Jesus: Johnny Damon bats in two when Molina doesn't catch the throw to home.

Yes they are and I hate them so much.

the L.A. hitters just look bewildered or something.

Hey Dodgers! Try hitting them past the infield.

Nope you're talkin' crazy talk

What the hell is Slapnuts talking about

The Devil Rays will never get good enough because they'll have to trade their star players due to payroll constraints, is my guess. Baldelli, Huff, Crawford, they'll never last long enough to make anything happen in St. Petersburg. Maybe they'll pull off third place, but it'll be a distant third, because the Yankees and Red Sox will always have the top two spots.

You gotta admit Hawkins has been giving the Farns a run for his money in terms of Most Embarrassing Bullpen Pitcher. I say Farnsworth is finally gone after this year, as is Alou. And I want John Smoltz to close.

God is not. We are God. God creation, and creation is evolution. Therefore we are God. We create our own path in life. Create your life to evolve your mind into a world of peace!

If you figure you're dumping 10 million dollars by letting Alou go that leaves plenty of room to pay for Nomar.

My partners in crime of Rudo, Rando, Slayer, NYU, and Quik are all good people.

I don't think your argument would fly in Chicago. I think everyone is actually taking sides with Chip and Steve here.

Happen to have a link?

Ha! Cubs management admiting Stone knows what the hell he's talking about? Odds are better for George Steinbrenner rehiring Billy Martin as manager of the Yankees when Torre retires. Especially if he fires the corpse of Billy Martin just weeks later.

Stoney 4 Manager, d00d. The Kosher Cubs will go all the way.

Over on 720, Steve Stone has cryptically announced there will be a major personnel change within the Cubs organization immediately following season's end. I don't know if this means that Hendry, Dusty Baker, Sosa, Hakwins, Alou, or Stoney himself is gone, but something is gonna happen.

There's really no irony at all.

From downtown... BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA! Whoops wrong thread. Yeah this debate is a dead heat to me.

Never thought this would ever apply again, what with the recent hijacking down there, but this belongs in Graphics and Testing Grounds.

Do the Celtics get any compensation for this?

Shut up maybe Kido, since message board is this not nesasary POST exactly according English correct. Your brain you broke I think they say

I get worried when Stewart starts thinking he's a legitimate authority on anything, personally. I stopped watching the Daily Show for this reason. When Stewart only bashes the right, it's not funny.

No one posts better.

No! There's no hair on my back!

Oh, I'm a pleasant bunch of things. On my mom's side, my ancestors moved from Bohemia (which would later become my username) and Poland to America. My dad's side is German, Quebecois, and English. My great-grandfather on that side was Jewish too, and I shit you not, looked exactly like Groucho Marx. This makes me a Beaver-trapping Nazi Limey Polock Czech Jew.