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Hey subliminal_animal, your mama so fat, she our naval blockade for Cuba

Don't diss Fongus Bellpop. While he is not me, I am a supporter and advocate of him.

It must be the way you're always ripping the flesh off tit that gets me going.

Hey Banders, your mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out!

No one posts better. Bumped to refresh our memory as we embark on this Banders-mania here.

I built a church to The Upright Man in my backyard back home, no fucking lie, that guy was the man.

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I'm speaking in a colloquial way. You helped me out once but don't push my buttons. Dude, I willingly did some self-effacing I effaced you myself. You should be punched in the efface

I don't get it.

I'll miss Banders Kennany.* You're not long for this board. *By miss I mean "don't miss"

Isn't switching letters into an incomprehensible jumble what you do?

If we really try, we can get to three pages by the end!

Matt Clement wanted to beat the crap out of it but he couldn't get any help from the rest of the team.

Oh man, they just showed Bill Walton on a bike, a la John Kerry, tlaking about how peaceful and magical it was that the bikes all moved together and didn't bump into each other.

I should refer to you as Taipan.

Is there a game tonight? It's raining in St. Louis, and cloudy in Chicago.

They're in Shanghai. I expect comedy gold from that alone.

Can't be Paul Bako, Greg Maddux wasn't involved

If there's urine on the scene, Alou did it. Patterson is safe because he would strike out against an inanimate object. Barrett might have done it if the boom box hit him first. Nomar couldn't have because we'd have heard that he just got injured again. Tom Goodwin is safe as he wouldn't have taken a swing at the boom box, he's just wait for it to get in the "right position."

Kyle Farnsworth did it.

In this day and age of the NHL, you root for uniforms, not players, because they've become so transient. I'll take the replacements.

NFL exec: "Holy shit, there's a team in Arizona!"

The other thing they didn't like about Norm McDonald, I think, was that if a joke went over like a fart in church, Norm would either apologize, wait for a reaction, or most often just bash the crowd for not laughing. But for me it goes Dennis Miller Norm McDonald Kevin Nealon and I never noticed any improvement in Colin Quinn, I hated him since day one.

I liked The Unauthorized Biography Of Reinhold Messner, "Narcolepsy," "Army," "Hospital Song," "Regrets," all good songs.

JAPAN?!?!? Dammit Bettman!