The Czech Republic

All the other Salt Lakes are just imitating. I like their rationale that they came up with, it's less embarrassing than the most likely: "There's a Real Madrid." "Like, they're real good?" "Yeah." "Then we can be Real Salt Lake!"

They'll never chip me!

I don't want you posting in Graphics & Testing Grounds unless you're using it for its intended purpose of graphics, and/or testing grounds. As it stands, you're participating in a thread that is only meant for the OAO Raw mutants, and you don't really belong. You didn't say anything funny, or rather anything that hadn't been said a few times right above you. Speaking on behalf of GTG's El Presidente, Quik, moderator Alfdogg, and myself, Leader-in-Exile of the Raw mutants, you wasted more time with your post than I just did mine.

I'm speaking in a colloquial way. You helped me out once but don't push my buttons. Dude, I willingly did some self-effacing to make you look MORE respectable and you still mismanage it... EDIT: I'm renaming Mars "Darius Schmidt."

Between me and Banders, this thread sure is a veritable treasure trove of idiocy, innit?

http://www.theberzerker.com/ They're really good, too. MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK BERSERKER is what I had meant to get at.

Um...not even close. "Brick" is about Ben taking his girlfriend to get an abortion the morning after Christmas Day, and how he sold his Christmas presents to pay for the procedure, which eventually traumatized her and tore them apart. "Song for the Dumped" is the next track after that on WaEA.

I'm surprised you know that many WNBA teams.

I entered to "Purple Haze" once. But what makes it weird was that I was entering my geography class, freshman year of high school.

And you shall be the greatest message boarder in ALL the land! We will bow to your superiority, and bring you plates of only the finest meats and cheeses!

CanadianChick > CWM in the battle of BC by like 23,000,000 to 3 or something.

Berserker

I usually test at the clinic. I tested positive for GTGs.

two_tuff_toddy was the arch-enemy of The Upright Man.

GTG has become where the Raw Mutants go into hiding for six days a week now. Does anyone actually test in here anymore?

Who's playing?

I ate a whole bag of Taco Doritos last night, and nothing else that day. The chips were consumed between 1 and 4. I slept from 5 to 8. What came next was something that made me question my belief in God.

I had a fart that smelled like the Spanish Inquisition.

Keith also has a really disturbing Rocky love. It's totally out of character what with his workrate love, but he giggles like a schoolgirl when Rock does something. Anything, really. All in all, I still think of him as "the guy" for tape reviews. I miss CRZ though. As for Board Admin Scott Keith, shit, that guy can go fuck himself. The last few months of him at the SmarKboard were ridiculous, and his little sidekick Jeremy Botter wasn't any better. I'm so glad we're rid of them. What happened to Botter anyway? Didn't he have a band called Burst, then join the Army, then join a cult or something?

We need to adopt the UK's policy for frivolous lawsuits where the prosecutor has to cover the legal fees for both sides. Also, for the guys complaining about the lawn...just install FieldTurf! It's low maintenance, and it looks more like grass than Astroturf does. You can't go wrong.

Mariano Rivera isn't gonna miss the ALCS after all.

I've lived in Illinois and Wisconsin, been to California, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida. I really enjoyed the South.

What's wrong with Michael Joel Benoit? If you're looking for a three-name name, try...ah fuck it I can't come up with something, to hell with it. Just be "Food Man Can't Burn CDs On A $10 Computer" so we actually know who you are instead of subjecting TSM to the whole deductive process of realizing who you are again.

I distinctly recall a day with Pujols, Walker, and Womack all benched, plus a spot starter on the mound. I really think that the Cardinals knew we needed them to keep the Astros at bay and La Russa, knowing his team was in, flipped Chicago the double-redbird.

How do the Portuguese feel towards Scottish Quebecois Czech German Jews?