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"Elegant Naysayers," I haven't seen that one. The Seattle Mariners' fielding loves The Smart Marks Forums, too.

Sheffield is this team, I swear.

Chong, you're telling people to relax? I've seen you do running commentary for a Cubs game.

I want him to play for Washington. SOMEBODY has to.

Join me or die! There is no room for loafers! Can you see what I am trying to say?

That sure was gift-wrapped.

The Braves better come the fuck back tomorrow.

Stranding runners and squandering walks? The Cubs DID make the playoffs after all!

I'm a better role model than Kobe.

Balderdash. Everybody knows that I am the most qualified for the job at WGN.

Idear! Dusty Rhodes replaces Chip Caray. Lose a broadcaster to Atlanta, get a broadcaster from Atlanta...with a twist. Oh. Here's a really obscure Dusty reference that, if you remember, is hilarious: "WECCOME TO DA MUDDASHEEAP ON DUBBA GEE ANNNNNN!" "That's right Dusty." "OOOH! NICE CHANGE UP BY PWYAAAH!" "That was a fastball, Dusty." "WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, MR. UMPHUS!" "...?"

I'd take Sapphire over Larry Rothschild because corpses can't piss off the umpires and get ejected.

I think he beats out Mick Foley by just a few weeks. Maybe just one.

Dusty Rhodes for manager: "you might beat his pitchers, but you can't beat his meat."

The question is facile. The most games played will be by the Mailman. The Mailman, Karl Malone, that is. He should be back with Kobe and the rest of the Los Angeles Lakers in no time, ready to get back at those so-called "bad-boys," the Detroit Pistons. The Los Angeles Lakers are God's team.

THE BOARD IS BROKE OR BE-----oh.

I don't see it as a draw at all, I think Cheney had a comfortable victory.

If THursday was a draw, this was a GOP win.

It would be funny if Cheney got up and had no pants. "I'm not wearing pants. I split my pants, and now I'm not wearing pants."

expend? Oh and if the CBS polls say that Edwards won, I suggest it's rigged.

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama

Why does Edwards keep giving me the thumbs-up? We're not buds.

The real question: Dick Clark or Donny Osmond? That's not a real question! Dick Clark. The real question is whether they use TV screens, or those boxes that they turn. TURNING BOXES TURNING BOXES!!! Also, an obscure rule: no prepositional phrases. I never got that.

You look like an ass. I propose, for 2008, one of the two: a) a scoring system and mute buttons b)Pradon The Interruption-style timer and rundown

The real question: Dick Clark or Donny Osmond? That's not a real question! Dick Clark. The real question is whether they use TV screens, or those boxes that they turn.