The Czech Republic

This isn't a party, this is a murder scene.

Sheets looks like shit. Maybe if this was in June it would be the best match of the season.

Do you go back to the Delphi days? Or maybe further? "Dude, I was posting fake JR/Steph/Vince conversations back in the guestbook on Scott-Land!"

My Smaffles beats your queens.

Hah! Everyone knows Lightning Pokemons are a +5 against Dino Bravo.

I've been here for three years now.

Kotz's BUTT must be hungry.

Hey! It's not my fault butterflies don't have as strong of skeletons as I thought they did! (long stare but not quite as long. Tucker doesn't have that kind of attention span.)

Menawhile, back at the ranchRaw interview set, Todd Grisham: "Edge, what are you going to do to Chris Jericho?" Edge: "Well, I'm going to-- (Jericho tackles him from behind and throws him onto the concrete) Edge: "AHHHHH! You broke my back!" Jericho: "There were supposed to be clangy pipes to break your fall!" Edge: "Well they're not here right now, are they, bastard!" Jericho: "Hey Stevie, who stole the clangy pipes!" Richards: "Gene needed them." Jericho: "SNITSKY! You just broke Edge's back and he's out for another year!" Gene: "HEY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I THOUGHT THOSE PIPES WERE FREE TO TAKE! I WANTED TO BUILD A PLAYHOUSE FOR MY BOY, TUCKER!" (long stare)

"THEY TOLD ME TO PRESS THE PYRO BUTTON AND I DID!" (long stare)

Uh oh, Spaghetti-O's... That would be entertaining though, Kane goes to do the flaming ringposts and the whole ring combusts, leaving nothing. "That's it for us tonight, folks! Thanks for inviting us into your home!"

Dammit Steve! That was four weeks' worth of exploding turnbuckles for Kane and you blew it all in one night?!?

Hey guys, let's keep it on topic. We're supposed to be discussing graphics and testing grounds here. So here's a picture of Bikini Atoll.

Fertigs have more HP than Druids

I've been known to take Dimetapp shots. I call 'em "Dime shots."

That if I do it, Dames will trot out the old "SmarkBoard head admin" title, known as The Big Gold Mod Position, and I can reign supreme over half of TSM?

Yes, that's right. Land Of A Thousand Coffeys! 1-2-3 1-2-3 Ow! Uh! Alright! Uh! Got to know how to post right (dah-dah!!!!!) Like Loss or Nikjohns might (dah-dah!!!!) Bitch about Raw threads! (dah-dahh!!!) And write using your head (dah-dahh!!!!) Stay right on topic (do-dah-dot-daht!) And dance just like Popick (do-dah-dot-daht!) Say "it's better in Japan" (do-dah-dot-daht!) Like you're so cool, man (do-dah-dot-daht! do dah dot.) Hey! (do dah dot.) Uh! I say a waaaah, wa-wa-wa-waaaaah, wa-wa-wa-waah wa-wa-waah wa-wa-waah, wa-wa-wa-waaaah! C'mon! Bitch with me! waaaah, wa-wa-wa-waaaaah, wa-wa-wa-waah wa-wa-waah wa-wa-waah, wa-wa-wa-waaaah!

We need elections for mods. West coast mods.

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You can say the same about the Cubs/Cardinals series. So, shh. Nah. They're entirely different. Probably because we're just Simple Midwestern Folk®. I'm surprised the game itself got so out of hand. From my personal experiences in Illinois, a Cubs-Cardinals argument seems to be like this: "Hey man, you like the Cubs?" "Naw, I like the Cardinals better." "Aw geez, you stink, Cubs are better than the Cards!" "No way, man! The Cardinals are so much better." "Yeah right dude! You're wrong, man. Hey, you want another beer?" "Yeah sure, thanks man" whereas I've heard a Yanks-Sox argument is more like "Hey man, you like the Red Sox?" "Nah, I like the Yankees better." "I am going to fucking kill you."

My cat, Carly, also goes by "Peutz-Peutz." It rhyme with "toots," like "hey, toots, rustle me up a martini." But with a P. I suggest that, and Cornelius.

Now this I wanna see.

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Probably because I just saw him on the 10 o' clock news, he raped his wife and kicked his dog.