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Okay. Number A, that was the ALCS two years ago. How is a repeat of 2002 any better than a repeat of 2003? Give me another Yanks-BoSox ALCS, by far. Number B, Fox and ESPN had to build up the Florida Marlins after they were all ready for Cubs and Red Sox. Number C, the Metrodome sucks. Your argument is weak like Johnny Damon's throwing arm.

Seeing as my dog just died of cancer, even if they can detect it, they sure can't do a whole lot about it. Then again he wasn't too bright. Just cute. Not bright.

I think there should be a medium between just brushing it off and the obligatory "he was the best wrestler ever, now that he's dead" stuff. Hercules's death really didn't hit me too hard. Bossman's death sucked because it was sudden and by all accounts, he was a nice guy, but it wasn't as if I cried or anything. The only wrestling death that got me choked up was Owen Hart, because that really was a tragedy. "I...I'm emotionally numb right now" is a liiiiittle much.

I thought we were friends.

They were in a book. I was using them as a bookmark.

Well thanks for telling me about it, now find a way for me to get this.

Oh, hi. I want to go downstairs to have breakfast and maybe to class but I gotta get my keys so that I can lock the door while I'm out. But I can't find my keys. Where did I put them? Try and guess. I still am. I'll let you know where they were when I eventually find them. By the way, these are all places I've misplaced my keys before finding them in the past.

Man, the Dodgers...they look fucked right now. Hideo Nomo got demoted to the bullpen, they're blowing games to Colorado, and their sucky ways are about to let the Giants fall ass-backwards not just into the Wild Card, but the whole damn NL West. Houston's gotta kick some ass tonight to keep the Giants at bay and bump the Cubs up into the Wild Card lead. What are the Dodgers really doing so wrong? What are they missing?

Say this in the voice of an infomercial announcer, it's fun. I don't know why. Try Casey Kasem and Rod Roddy too. The more enthusiastic you are, the better it sounds. "And if she guesses the price of that dishwasher detergent, what will she win, Rod?" "ACTUAL REAL LIFE HOT WOMEN HOOK UPS!" "...and..." "A NEW CAR!" EDIT: Aww, now I'm watching The Price Is Right and it's not the same without Rod Roddy. I don't like it.

I still like "MoleMoneyMoleProblems" the best.

I'd never even seen Buffy The Vampire Slayer until Saturday, and it was by accident because I thought Fox would be carrying a Red Sox game. I didn't get it. Say this in the voice of an infomercial announcer, it's fun. I don't know why. What's that about "those who talk about it the most get it the least"? Geez, posting stupid pictures of yourself with hot girls and bragging about how often you get laid...you're like some Mole-Brackish lovechild.

Anyway, I can assure you that I have not seen one Keyes poster, placard, sign, T-shirt, button, or ANYTHING. Mr. T for the GOP would be the greatest thing. First of all, just seeing "Mr. T (R-IL)" would crack me up. "I'm gonna lay a beating...on the bureaucracy!" "What's your prediction for your fight against the income tax this year?" "Pain."

Whoa I got mentioned and I don't even know why

I'm sure it's been said a million times, but I think his campaign slogan should be "Do you smell what Barack is cookin'?"

Go Twins! You won the worst division in baseball! Have a cookie.

Ah, I see TBS has returned to starting shows off of the half-hour again

Like Rudo said, we couldn't fit it into the collective abbreviation. I think there's a separate committee of you, me, and Quik, "the Unczechwik," that would also be suitable. I just couldn't pass up LOTCRRR. But you're welcome to join me in exile, Quik too, and anyone else who feels like it. Put out a message in the garble-letter Raw thread.

Cubs won without any home runs in Game 1. And the bullpen has been nearly spotless, so all we need to do is score in the 9th.

nikjohns is that guy from "And Now For Something Completely Different" that keeps popping into skits and saying "Now now, enough of this! It's just plain silly! Stop being so silly!"

Florida has not been able to field much this 6th inning, Cubs score with no outs in the 6th just yet and Ramirez is in scoring position.

More excellent moderating has gotten me tossed AGAIN, I didn't even get my intelligence insulted by saying it was a group decision an explanation this time. Whatever. Have fun guys. Boom-shaka-laka, you're facing Kane, sensible Orton, blah blah blah.

I thought I remembered someone saying that Teddy Long had a health problem of some sort.

I didn't even know David Weathers played for the Marlins.

This is Chicago we're talking about, it only gets worse in terms of illegality.

GRR!!! I'm Gene Snitsky! I like to kill babies! And eat babies too! I kill 'em and I eat 'em! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you think there are better things to kill, and subsequently eat, than babies? Whaddya have in mind? Have you ever thought about horny bachelors? I've gotten five of them myself using my exploding cake. Gotten, as in killed and eaten? ...sure, we'll go with that.