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It'd be funny if he was raped by Austin cause you know JR would excuse it because well that's Stone Cold that just the way he is he can't help it. KICK WHAM ANAL RAPE

Since when is sodomy ever a better alternative to ANYTHING? What have we done to this poor board??

In Japan, yes it is. It's pretty much equivalent to our "fanboy" or "fangirl," I think. However, in the US it's just used as a term for an anime fan that seems to be quite knowledgeable about the medium. Although plenty of them do get obsessed, getting waaaay too deep into it and thinking Japan is some sort of perfect, ideal society. Plus, many of them forsake other sorts of normal, healthy intellectual stimulation as a trade off. I don't have a problem with learning about Japanese culture, because I like learning about other countries. I also play Final Fantasy IV through VII from time to time. But the people who refuse to look at any girl that isn't Japanese, never leave their basements, and go on and on about "Japan is the best country in the world! America sucks, I'm gonna live in Japan! Baku-baka notaku, L0SERZ!" Um...Japan is one of the most xenophobic, supremacist, racist nations on the planet. You'd be even less accepted by society over in Tokyo than any city in the U.S. Sorry to say it, but it's true.

This anal gang-bang is turning into a twelve-on-one affair.

"God damn it! We've gotta be on the field in five minutes, where the hell is Suzuki?" "I think he said he was going on the Internet to tell everyone he was about to hit, skipper"

"Stay away from my ass, Heidenreich!" "Why should I?" "You can get a finger caught in there"

I'd buy that in a second! It must be synchronized with the 1812 Overture.

How about Michael Cole's face pressed against a door, squealing, as Heidenreich slams his dick into the back of his pants, as Tazz stands by, saying "Here comes the pain!"? SMELL THE RATINGS~! No, that's fecal matter

Isn't "otaku" supposed to be a derogatory word, meaning "dangerously obsessed" or something? Doesn't sound like anything I'd embrace but then again I'm not Wapanese so I don't know how the whole culture operates.

They've had to deal with that belief since day one according to the articles I've read. Perhaps BECAUSE YOU NAMED THE KIDS JACK AND BOBBY

Oh, with Alex Gonzalez at shortstop, there's no limit to what they can do. wrong

Next Saturday... Ichiro is gonna DO IT!

You can like one NL and one AL team (like we may have said in the Team Affiliation thread) but they can't be in the same city. No Mets and Yankees, no Cubs and White Sox, and though the Bay Area isn't a city per se, I don't think you can like the A's and Giants without being shit on.

Uh...they own all Sting's match footage as it is, I'm sure they could put out a Best Of Sting DVD, as well as a Best Of Sting Getting Jumped By The Horsemen DVD.

How about Michael Cole's face pressed against a door, squealing, as Heidenreich slams his dick into the back of his pants, as Tazz stands by, saying "Here comes the pain!"?

I assume you are talking about Goldberg here. That's where you're wrong, he's talking about Damian, who can't appear because Earthquake sat on him.

I'll assume this "Brian" you speak of is Bobby Heenan, unless Brian Knobbs did in fact sit in at the announcers' booth for some thigh-slappin'-good commentary. I remember when he called ME a sidewalk slam.

Being an A's fan AND a Giants fan? You could've saved a lot of typing and just written "I like whichever team is doing the best."

Nice nice work. The worst was during the game for the Brewers, when they'd go to break and show you who was due up, it would look something like this. Going to the bottom of the inning when the Brewers were up: DUE UP: 8 Ginter 9 Santos 1 Podsednik But when San Francisco was up and the #4 spot was due up... DUE UP: BONDS Jesus H. Christ.

Main voice of TNA. And you know, I always liked Schiavone's voice, if he was inspired, he could call a match quite well.

I got excited for a second about this and then I realized that I misread it and it was Ben Affleck, not Ben Stiller.

I think about it every day, man. The Cubs play the Pirates, Reds, and Mets this month. Those should ALL be easy wins, which will help the Cubs pick up steam going into October. I know how stupid it seems to pull for the Cubs right now, but I really just can't see the Cardinals winning it all.

I think Shelton Benjamin can be a legitimate black superstar, because he's not being portrayed as a stereotype, and unlike Ahmed, doesn't seem to have, in the words of Vince Russo, an eight-man marble tournament going on in his mouth. He's just an awesome wrestler who happens to be black. Personally, I hope he ends up being a huge success, though I still sort of wish there would be a World's Greatest Tag-Team reunion to bring some life back into the ranks.

Does anyone else secretly wish that on Raw, they would just send Fit Finlay and William Regal out to the ring and just say, "uh...yeah. have at it boys"? Because I bet that would be the most brutal fight ever.

Nova's name is Mike Bucci, though. Nova's got the chrisma, facials, and engery to make this work... I mean Nova did INVENT wrestling after all. Somebody please tell me the origin of that joke. I've been wondering it for the longest. The way I've heard it... don't take this as official... Someone used a move in a match, and Nova went on the record as saying that he invented it, the guy stole it from him, etc., etc. Whatever. This then hits the IWC, where a bunch of people (writers, message board posters) start making jokes about Nova inventing so-and-so, eventually turning into the overused running joke we have today. So does this mean Nova invented overused running jokes? Hey! You're facing Kane!